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Florida man uses stapler in attempt to rob Publix
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| January 16, 2023
| NBC 2 News
Posted on 01/16/2023 5:35:54 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: gundog
I think that might be illegal in NY because it holds more than 10 staples.
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posted on
01/16/2023 6:19:53 PM PST
by
Dutch Boy
(The only thing worse than having something taken from you is to have it returned broken. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I was hoping it was going to end with “and was shot”.
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posted on
01/16/2023 6:20:43 PM PST
by
SaxxonWoods
(The only way to secure your own future is to create it yourself. 111 is the key.)
To: Round Earther
Them Swinglines should be banned as assault weapons...
The dang mag holds at least 150 rounds...
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posted on
01/16/2023 6:22:59 PM PST
by
SuperLuminal
(Where is the next Sam Adams when we so desperatly need him)
To: lee martell
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posted on
01/16/2023 6:28:24 PM PST
by
Beowulf9
To: frank ballenger
The problem isn’t that he robbed a Publix.
The problem is he DIDN’T rob a Publix.
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posted on
01/16/2023 6:29:58 PM PST
by
Beowulf9
To: EEGator
There’s a lot of cardboard out there...
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posted on
01/16/2023 6:31:28 PM PST
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
![](https://media.accobrands.com/media/560-560/378356.jpg?width=680px&height=449px)
200 rounds belt fed.
The gun he claimed to have turned out to be a black stapler, according to police.
And they mention that on Martin Luther King Day?
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posted on
01/16/2023 6:31:29 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Soon the January 6 protesters will be held (without trial or bail) longer than Jefferson Davis was.)
To: Dutch Boy
Always carry an IFAK....
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posted on
01/16/2023 6:32:58 PM PST
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Beowulf9
Nobody diss Publix, please. Their store brand milk chocolate almond ice cream is the greatest. Or at least it was when I lived in Florida in 1986/87.
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posted on
01/16/2023 6:33:42 PM PST
by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: IYAS9YAS
That’s what I was wondering.
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posted on
01/16/2023 6:34:35 PM PST
by
MayflowerMadam
(Stupid is supposed to hurt.)
To: gundog
Yes. For every military measure there is a countermeasure.
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posted on
01/16/2023 6:35:22 PM PST
by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: frank ballenger
Their Italian sub with Boars Head meat is top notch.
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posted on
01/16/2023 6:43:56 PM PST
by
EEGator
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire."
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posted on
01/16/2023 6:51:17 PM PST
by
Major Matt Mason
(To solve the Democrat problem, the RINO problem must first be solved.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
at least the president is now set. I will be taking a few staplers to the next gun buybacks.
I might even take a semi automatic 3 hole punch.
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posted on
01/16/2023 6:58:06 PM PST
by
algore
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
So....has Biden called for “magazine” limitations on staplers yet?
Has he demanded single shot office staplers?
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
01/16/2023 7:24:19 PM PST
by
nwrep
To: EEGator
Making me hungry just thinking about Publix Italian subs.
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posted on
01/16/2023 8:00:33 PM PST
by
from occupied ga
(Your government is your most dangerous enemy - EVs a solution for which there is no problem)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Sounds about as effective as Ukraine’s offensives against Russia.
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posted on
01/16/2023 8:30:56 PM PST
by
Kazan
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
i wonder if it was one of those deadly assault staplers or a full-auto stapler?
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posted on
01/16/2023 8:53:30 PM PST
by
catnipman
(In a post-covid world, ALL "science" is now political science: stolen elections have consequences)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
What are you in for?
Armed robbery.
What’d you use a Glock?
.....
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posted on
01/17/2023 4:02:12 AM PST
by
Pollard
( >>> The Great Reset is already underway! <<<)
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