Arby's has nothing on Taco Bell, whose new slogan is "We Have The Cooties!", as attested to by this photo of a Taco Bell employee scratching himself.
I read a bit....winced...then checked...THE BEE!!
Don’t give them any ideas
They are already serving these. They just call it meat.
They are already serving these. They just call it meat.
If it can save just one life...
The John the Baptist special....locusts and honey
The Christmas before last I made him cicada patties and he looked at me like I was nuts.
This Christmas he said "I'm beginning to disagree with liberalism."
YES!!!
Very often, when the term ‘bug’ is used anywhere near the word climate, my thoughts travel to the oil-eating ocean bacteria. There are, at least, seven types of ocean bacteria (bugs) that can survive solely on hydrocarbons, petroleum, oil. Often, when there is a spill, the ocean bacteria expand into clouds and consume most of it. (it is good to remember the large amount of oil that seeps into the oceans from the sea floor every day). I remember some ‘scientists’ trying to questimate just how much oil streamed out of the Deepwater Horizon incident. When they were done questimating, they stated they could not find over half of what they expected. They began searching for large clouds of oil that did not reach the surface. Later some real scientists stated that the 7+ species of bacteria probably consumed the ‘missing’ oil, since the oil is their food.
Try our double roached bugbeef. Special Arby’s slime sauce included.
Almost had me, on this one. (I haven’t been to an ABs in years.)
“In Climate Initiative, Arby’s Changes Slogan To ‘We Have the Bugs’”
that sounds like a boast about causing gastroenteritis ...
they’d be much better off with:
“In Climate Initiative, Arby’s Changes Slogan To ‘We Have the INSECTS’”
I will say that if I’m ever tempted to eat bugs or vermin, Arby’s and Horsie Sauces will have to be involved.
The last time I went to Arby’s I asked for potatoe cakes
the acted like I was stupid. I asked when they stopped serving them and he said last week.
Those were the only thing that made me want to go there.
while I am ranting:
It’s 2023 and The Pandemic is over Costco
Bring Back the Combo Pizza already
The Babylon Bee always good to read.
If anyone wants to see who else is in the In climate initiative check out C40 members
Burger King will advertise “Have It My Way”.
The Bee is at it again. Great article...
This week at Aldis you have 1lb package of Beyond Meat on sale for $5.99
At the same time you can buy grass fed hamburger meat there for $5.39 per pound and ground lamb for ten cents more.
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Beyond Meat has a base of pea, brown rice, and mung bean protein; while Impossible Burger’s main ingredients are potato and pea protein.