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1 posted on 01/12/2023 12:48:08 PM PST by Red Badger
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You were what you ate. Dead


2 posted on 01/12/2023 12:54:31 PM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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To: Red Badger

I am NOT going to suggest this was the vaccine.

It might have been, but with a hobby like that you don’t need much help from Pfizer or Moderna.


3 posted on 01/12/2023 12:54:35 PM PST by volunbeer (We are living 2nd Thessalonians)
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To: Red Badger

The vax gets a pass on this one.


4 posted on 01/12/2023 12:56:13 PM PST by fretzer
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To: Red Badger

Who watches someone eat on the internet?
I f’ing hate people…


5 posted on 01/12/2023 12:57:39 PM PST by EEGator
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To: Red Badger

Remember the days when viral food eaters used to live into their 50’s?


6 posted on 01/12/2023 12:59:31 PM PST by FreeReign
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To: Red Badger
So, not "The Waffler" from Mystery Men (1999) ?


8 posted on 01/12/2023 1:07:25 PM PST by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
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Clot shot did him in.


10 posted on 01/12/2023 1:14:46 PM PST by stockpirate (Where Justice Ends Tyranny Begins...Repression Breeds Violence)
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To: Red Badger

Whatever will the world do without Tic-Tac influencers?

How will I know what flavor of mints to buy?


12 posted on 01/12/2023 1:25:14 PM PST by John Milner (Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
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Corpulent hambeast dies of gluttony at 33.


13 posted on 01/12/2023 1:30:45 PM PST by Drew68 (Ron DeSantis for President 2024)
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Well, from clicking on the TMZ story, I’d say he choked on the giant Fruit Loop.


14 posted on 01/12/2023 1:39:03 PM PST by GnuThere
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To: Red Badger

All sorts of ways to become “famous” these days. Live by the smorgasbord, sometimes die by that smorgasbord.


15 posted on 01/12/2023 1:52:37 PM PST by lee martell
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Clayton asks fans to keep Taylor's legacy alive by
going on a gluttonfest too. Let's all pig out. Do it for Waffler69.
16 posted on 01/12/2023 2:08:57 PM PST by BipolarBob (The party never stops until someone calls the cops.)
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Clayton asks fans to keep Taylor's legacy alive by rewatching his content

Yep, I’ll get right on that. Right after I finish watching the “World’s Greatest Bowel Movement” series on the Fattie Channel.

17 posted on 01/12/2023 2:17:22 PM PST by SamAdams76 (4,777,271 | Truth Social | 87,821,414 | Twitter | Trump Followers)
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Finally a dropped dead story from about someone who certainly didn’t die from mRNA induced myocarditis.


22 posted on 01/12/2023 3:03:15 PM PST by webheart
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To: Red Badger

33, the same Jesus died.


24 posted on 01/12/2023 3:13:08 PM PST by Sawdring
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To: Red Badger

The Fat Man’s Prayer By: Victor Buono
https://youtu.be/x9Fdjeh6zMA

THE FAT MAN’S PRAYER

Lord, my soul is ripped with riot,

Incited by my wicked diet.

“You are what you eat,” said a wise old man.

Lord, if that’s true, I’m a garbage can!

I want to rise on judgment day, that’s plain;

But at my present weight, I’ll need a

crane.

So grant me strength that I may not fall

Into the clutches of cholesterol.

May my flesh with carrot curls be cated

That my soul may be polyunsaturated.

And show me the light that I may bear wit- ness

To the President’s Council on Physical Fitness.

At oleomargarine, I’ll never mutter,

For the road to hell is paved with butter.

And cream is cursed, and cake is awful,

And Satan is hiding in every waffle.

Mephistopheles lurks in provolone,

And the devil is in every slice of bologna.

Beelzebub is a chocolate drop,

And Lucifer is a lollypop.

Give me this day my daily slice,

But cut it thin and toast it twice.

And, Lord, I pray with folded pinkies,

Deliver me from Hostess Twinkies.

And when my time of trial is done

And my war with malted milks is won,

Let me stand with the saints in heaven

In a shining robe size thirty-seven.

I can do it, Lord, if you show me

The virtues of lettuce and celery;

If you’ll teach me the evil of mayonnaise,

The sinfulness of hollandaise,

And potatoes a la Lyonnaise,

And pasta a la Milanaise,

And crisp fried chicken from the South

Lord, if you love me, SHUT MY MOUTH!


27 posted on 01/12/2023 4:08:18 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT ( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last messa)
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