Kudos the the horny old man. Being German they are glad that the man was 88 and not the cartridge shoved up his a...............
Posted on 12/21/2022 4:30:00 AM PST by DFG
The case left doctors shell shocked.
A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.
The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed — but instead sparked a “bomb scare,” French publication Var-Matin reported.
“An emergency occurred from 9 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. on Saturday evening that required the intervention of bomb disposal personnel, the evacuation of adult and pediatric emergencies as well as the diversion of incoming emergencies,” a hospital spokesperson stated.
“We had to manage the risk in a reactive framework,” the rep added. “When in doubt, we took all the precautions.”
Bomb disposal experts at the scene determined there was little possibility the shell would explode inside the man.
“They reassured us by telling us that it was a collector’s item from the First World War, used by the French military,” the hospital stated.
Stunned doctors subsequently began the process of trying to remove the object — which measured almost 8 inches long and more than 2 inches wide — from the man’s rectum.
It’s believed the pervy patient inserted the item up his anus for sexual pleasure.
“An apple, a mango or even a can of shaving foam, we are used to finding unusual objects inserted where they shouldn’t be,” one doctor declared. “But a shell? Never!”
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Yikes! I can’t stand the prostate exam. Can’t imagine how something like that gives pleasure
Any fool can see that the primer is missing. The propellant has, no doubt, been drained as well. It is inert.
Well, actually, there are. This normal, just like you and me, old dude is a homosexual. (Glad to help..) 😁
Call the UN! We’ve found one of Saddam’s weapons of ass destruction.
I’m sure his story was that he slipped and fell backwards onto it on his way into the shower.
It’s 🇫🇷 France
Kudos the the horny old man. Being German they are glad that the man was 88 and not the cartridge shoved up his a...............
Million to 1 shot doc. Million to 1.
Beat me to it!
Explosive diarrhea
It’s a million to one shot Doc.....A million to one.
What a dumb ass.
Ka ching
really? no sh!t?
I hope the hospital confiscated it so he doesn’t do it again.
That’s what I call explosive diarrhea.
PTSD
P ut
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D EEP
No ... REALLY???
Usually, they're running around the house nekkid, and they trip and fall and the item just sort of accidentally goes up their 0bama.
“It is inert.”
Uh. It is in HIS ASS!
ROTFLMCFASHWUAO!!!!!
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