Posted on 12/20/2022 5:06:46 PM PST by ransomnote
I blew it up some, they look like tree branches to me.
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Thanks for posting that. To see for how long these plans have been in place is mind boggling. But I like his ending telling us to trust in God and stay close to him.
Thank you. You are so sweet. I am okay. Tired from company staying an excessive amount of time. Tired of being shut in more than even in the beginning days of Covid. I think the Trance Covidians gave me their cold or whatever they have.
I am going to go to bed early tonight. I have things I should be doing. But I don’t really have much work to do for work this week, so I’ll just goof off and do those things tomorrow. I will have finished the year having done more than twice the work of my next closest teammate.
SLIDE: RECEIVED IN AN EMAIL
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Below is an article written by Rick Reilly of Sports Illustrated...
He details his experiences when given the opportunity to fly in a F-14
Tomcat⌠If you aren’t laughing out loud by the time you get to ‘Milk
Duds’, your sense of humor is seriously broken.
This message is for America ‘s most famous athletes: Someday you may
be invited to fly in the back-seat of one of your country’s most
powerful fighter jets. Many of you already have. John Elway, John
Stockton, Tiger Woods to name a few. If you get this opportunity, let
me urge you, with the greatest sincerity...
Move to Guam. Change your name. Fake your own death! Whatever you
do, Do Not Go!!! I know.
The U.S. Navy invited me to try it. I was thrilled. I was pumped. I was toast!
I should’ve known when they told me my pilot would Be Chip (Biff) King of Fighter Squadron 213 at Naval Air Station Oceana in Virginia Beach.
Whatever you’re thinking a Top Gun named Chip (Biff) King looks like, triple it. He’s about six-foot, tan, ice-blue eyes, wavy surfer hair, finger-crippling handshake — the kind of man who wrestles dyspeptic alligators in his leisure time. If you see this man, run the other way. Fast.
Biff King was born to fly. His father, Jack King, was for years the voice of NASA missions (’T-minus 15 seconds and counting’. Remember?) Chip would charge neighborhood kids a quarter each to hear his dad. Jack would wake up from naps surrounded by nine-year-olds waiting for him to say, ‘We have lift off’.
Biff was to fly me in an F- 14D Tomcat, a ridiculously powerful $60 million Weapon with nearly as much thrust as weight, not unlike Colin Montgomerie. I was worried about getting airsick, so the night before the flight I asked Biff if there was something I should eat the next morning.
‘Bananas,’ he said.
‘For the potassium?’ I asked.
‘No,’ Biff said, ‘because they taste about the same coming up as they do going down.’
The next morning, out on the tarmac, I had on my flight suit with my name sewn over the left breast. (No call sign — like Crash or Sticky or Lead foot. But, still, very cool.) I carried my helmet in the crook of my arm, as Biff had instructed. If ever in my life I had a chance to nail Nicole Kidman, this was it.
A fighter pilot named Psycho gave me a safety briefing and then fastened me into my ejection seat, which, when employed, would ‘egress’ me out of the plane at such a velocity that I would be immediately knocked unconscious.
Just as I was thinking about aborting the flight, the canopy closed over me, and Biff gave the ground crew a thumbs-up. In minutes we were firing nose up at 600 mph. We leveled out and then canopy-rolled over another F-14.
Those 20 minutes were the rush of my life. Unfortunately, the ride lasted 80. It was like being on the roller coaster at Six Flags Over Hell. Only without rails. We did barrel rolls, snap rolls, loops, yanks and banks. We dived, rose and dived again, sometimes with a vertical velocity of 10,000 feet per minute. We chased another F-14, and it chased us.
We broke the speed of sound. Sea was sky and sky was sea. Flying at 200 feet we did 90-degree turns at 550 mph, creating a G force of 6.5, which is to say I felt as if 6.5 times my body weight was smashing against me, thereby approximating life as Mrs. Colin Montgomerie.
And I egressed the bananas.
And I egressed the pizza from the night before.
And the lunch before that.
I egressed a box of Milk Duds from the sixth grade.
I made Linda Blair look polite. Because of the G’s, I was egressing stuff that never thought would be egressed.
I went through not one airsick bag, but two.
Biff said I passed out. Twice⌠I was coated in sweat. At one point, as we were coming in upside down in a banked curve on a mock bombing target and the G’s were flattening me like a tortilla and I was in and out of consciousness, I realized I was the first person in history to throw down.
I used to know ‘cool’. Cool was Elway throwing a touchdown pass, or Norman making a five-iron bite. But now I really know ‘cool’. Cool is guys like Biff, men with cast-iron stomachs and Freon nerves. I wouldn’t go up there again for Derek Jeter’s black book, but I’m glad Biff does every day, and for less a year than a rookie reliever makes in a home stand.
A week later, when the spins finally stopped, Biff called. He said he and the fighters had the perfect call sign for me. Said he’d send it on a patch for my flight suit.
What is it? I asked.
‘Two Bags.’
Bolsonaro is not attending Lulaâs inauguration January 1st and will instead spend NYE at Mar-a-Lago.
https://twitter.com/Rkrahenbuhl/status/1607357698198196224
Hopefully this means the military will make its move then and he wants to be able to claim he was not behind it.
***Iâve heard curcumin (a good absorbable grade) is good for helping arthritis***
Niacin, too. It’s a vacuum cleaner for inflammation. 1.5g, once or twice a day, 20 minutes after a meal. Details here.
Thanks for sharing that, that’s pretty funny!
gisd O
Disincentive crisis: Many states pay families unemployment benefits larger than job salaries
https://justthenews.com/nation/economy/labor-crisis-more-14-states-will-pay-families-100k-unemployment-benefits
Revolver Uncovers Buried Details on Just Whoâs Funding Newsguardâs Fraudulent âCovid Fact-Checkingâ Scam
https://www.revolver.news/2021/10/revolver-investigation-newsguard-fact-checkers-big-pharma-funding/
VERY URGENT: Do Covid mRNA vaccines damage our ability to control the coronavirus after a booster shot?
https://alexberenson.substack.com/p/very-urgent-do-covid-mrna-vaccines
Uncovering The Truth: Examining The Fatal Link Between COVID Vaccines And A New Form of AIDS
https://en-volve.com/2022/12/27/uncovering-the-truth-examining-the-fatal-link-between-covid-vaccines-and-a-new-form-of-aids/
It Starts: Celebrity Calls For The Unvaccinated To Be Caged In Prisons By The Ruling Class
https://en-volve.com/2022/12/27/it-starts-celebrity-calls-for-the-unvaccinated-to-be-caged-in-prisons-by-the-ruling-class/
Over 80 Cities and Counties Used Federal Pandemic Aid to Fund Universal Basic Income Handouts
https://bigleaguepolitics.com/over-80-cities-and-counties-used-federal-pandemic-aid-to-fund-universal-basic-income-handouts/
Bill Gates Gets Huge Subsidy In The Inflation Reduction Act
https://greatgameindia.com/bill-gates-subsidy-inflation-reduction-act/
Report: 8 times govât orchestrated âprotectionâ racket for Bidens
https://treason.news/2022-12-16-8-times-govt-orchestrated-protection-racket-bidens.html
Gallup: Americans Report Mental Health at New Lows with Young Adults Ranking Worst
https://theohiostar.com/2022/12/27/gallup-americans-report-mental-health-at-new-lows-with-young-adults-ranking-worst/
Pfizerâs Shots Arenât Safe & Were Never Shown To Be
https://www.thelibertybeacon.com/pfizers-shots-arent-safe-were-never-shown-to-be/
10 Simple Steps to a Significant Life
https://stream.org/10-simple-steps-to-a-significant-life/
Alone at the End Of History
https://pjmedia.com/richardfernandez/2022/12/26/alone-at-the-end-of-history-n1655322
Bidenâs Use of the Eichmann Defense
https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2022/12/bidens_use_of_the_eichmann_defense.html
In the end wherever you go
there you are.
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Ccâd to others that they might pile on.
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and the sheeple just stand there while this evil monster is reaching under the shirt of this young boy with his hands on his pants....
Because all "the right people" are profiting?
Pinged your sorry behind so you know.
Not that I care what you think
...because you don’t
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You can pay it, because obviously either you’re wealthy enough to have you checkbook so far up this site’s behind, or you’re the crazy uncle of three owners.
Either way, I’ve had enough of your garbage and I hope others have to at this point.
If this is understood as an opus, so be it. But I work too hard for my money to pay to read your insults.
Let the chips fall where they may
...that is all
I have been blue checkmark banned since joining Twitter in 2009. Currently #TwitterBlue refuses to verify my driverâs license that Iâm over 18. Would they like my birth certificate instead? I know REAL birth certificates. I've proved many birth certificates as FAKES!â Sheriff Joe Arpaio (@RealSheriffJoe) December 27, 2022
Dang it...reading glasses please!
Pinged your sorry behind so you know.
Not that I care what you think
...because I donât
If your insults are tolerated again here, my $100/ quarter donation goes too.
You can pay it, because obviously either youâre wealthy enough to have your checkbook so far up this siteâs behind, or youâre the crazy uncle of the owners.
Either way, Iâve had enough of your garbage and I hope others have too at this point.
If this is understood as an opus, so be it. But I work too hard for my money to pay to read your insults.
Let the chips fall where they may
...that is all
NORMIE Temperature SLIDE:
My husband is a good barometer of where normies are at. For five years he has rolled his eyes at me when I told him my theories. Today he had his eyes opened a bit by reading the Twitter Files and seeing for himself how Baker and the governbent used Twitter as an extension of their control. He is sickened by what he read. He was especially upset about the time Trump had Covid and came out of the hospital telling us not to be afraid of Covid and to live our lives. Baker and the crew were livid and demanded that he be banned for being, basically, optimistic.
So, ThankQ, Elon Musk, for your sacrifice and courage in revealing the facts.
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