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9 All-Time Greatest Moments In Christmas Movies
Babylon Bee ^ | December 19, 2022 | Staff

Posted on 12/20/2022 10:11:10 AM PST by Twotone

There's nothing like gathering the family during the holidays to watch a good old-fashioned Christmas movie! There are so many timeless classics out there, full of iconic moments we love to relive again and again!

Our researchers watched all the Christmas films ever made and found the 9 absolute greatest Christmas movie moments:

That time when John McClane throws a terrorist out the window onto a police car and says "Welcome to the party, pal!": Aw yeah, CLASSIC.

That part where John McClane puts a Santa hat on that dead German terrorist and sends him down the elevator: I HAVE A MACHINE GUN HO HO HO HO!

When John McClane has to cross all that broken glass without his shoes on, and there is nothing he can do about it, so he just walks on the broken glass with his bare feet: That was awesome.

When Snape falls off Nakatomi Plaza: One of our favorite Christmas movie moments.

The credits that come up and say DIE HARD: You can tell this is gonna be good!

The time toward the end when the FBI comes in and screws everything up: LOL they suck so bad!

John McClane jumping off the building while it explodes behind him and he's tied to a friggin' fire hose: SO SICK.

That time John saves his wife from plummeting to her death by unhooking the watch given to her by her coke-addled now-deceased co-worker: A powerful moment in which she is symbolically set free from her empty corporate ambitions to return to being a dedicated wife and mother, where her true joy is found. SWEET!

Will Ferrell fighting Peter Dinklage in Elf was pretty great: But not as cool as John McClane shooting a bad guy with a gun that was TAPED TO HIS BACK WITH WRAPPING TAPE!

There you have it! The 9 greatest moments in Christmas movie history! Which one is your favorite?


TOPICS: Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; christmas; diehard
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To: Right Brother

beat me to it


21 posted on 12/20/2022 10:30:40 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: Twotone

How about when they open up the back of the barn near the end of White Christmas and lo and behold, it is finally snowing.


22 posted on 12/20/2022 10:30:59 AM PST by OttawaFreeper ("The Gardens was founded by men-sportsmen-who fought for their country" Conn Smythe, 1966 )
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To: Twotone

23 posted on 12/20/2022 10:31:47 AM PST by al baby (Yes he did he said how come i wasnt invited )
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To: Twotone

24 posted on 12/20/2022 10:32:13 AM PST by al baby (Yes he did he said how come i wasnt invited )
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To: EEGator

When Hans Gruber capped the obnoxious coke head shoulda made the list......there was something strangely satisfying about that.


25 posted on 12/20/2022 10:35:10 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: Migraine

And the ghosts of the dead men talk to him. Dang good movie.


26 posted on 12/20/2022 10:39:25 AM PST by waterhill (Resistrain)
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To: Twotone
Totally buy the Die Hard lines.

But the appearance of the Heat Miser in The Year Without a Santa Claus is pretty cool tool.

27 posted on 12/20/2022 10:46:10 AM PST by Bruce Campbells Chin ( )
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To: Right Brother

Sh%&tter’s full! LOL.


28 posted on 12/20/2022 10:49:23 AM PST by Codeflier (My voting days are over. Let it burn...give the people what they want good and hard. )
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To: Twotone
Does anyone here remember the 1968 office party in Scrooged?
29 posted on 12/20/2022 10:51:55 AM PST by OttawaFreeper ("The Gardens was founded by men-sportsmen-who fought for their country" Conn Smythe, 1966 )
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To: dfwgator

Good to see you.


30 posted on 12/20/2022 10:56:01 AM PST by EEGator
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To: Twotone
That part where John McClane puts a Santa hat on that dead German terrorist and sends him down the elevator: I HAVE A MACHINE GUN HO HO HO HO!

That one brings tears to my eyes every time. The true spirit of Christmas is giving to other people.

31 posted on 12/20/2022 11:08:23 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: V_TWIN

Hans...Bubby...


32 posted on 12/20/2022 11:17:53 AM PST by EEGator
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To: Twotone

I got the chance to shoot the exact MP5 used in the movie!
Pretty cool!


33 posted on 12/20/2022 11:20:45 AM PST by Zathras
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To: Right Brother

If that cat had nine lives he just spent them all.....whew


34 posted on 12/20/2022 11:26:00 AM PST by Hyman Roth
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To: al baby

That is my favorite scene in the movie.

My second favorite scene (and there are many)is the icicle from the gutter Clark is hanging off flies through the Yuppie neighbors window and smashes the Bang & Olhoffson stereo.


35 posted on 12/20/2022 11:35:32 AM PST by woodbutcher1963
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To: EEGator

Decided to check in and see how things were going, especially with Christmas coming up.

And boy, am I glad I didn’t waste any time on our bowl game.


36 posted on 12/20/2022 11:44:40 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator

Nor did I...


37 posted on 12/20/2022 11:48:52 AM PST by EEGator
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To: OttawaFreeper
How about when they open up the back of the barn near the end of White Christmas and lo and behold, it is finally snowing.

The scene near the end of A Christmas Story where the parents are finally able to relax on Christmas evening, sitting together and drinking wine while watching the snow falling outside - very nicely done.

38 posted on 12/20/2022 11:51:05 AM PST by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: Twotone
This one was my favorite
Die Hard - Come to the coast we will get together have a few laughs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muol4Lh9HX8
39 posted on 12/20/2022 11:52:33 AM PST by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric Cartman voice* 'I love you, guys')
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To: Charles Martel

When the bowling ball drops on the Old Man’s crotch, and he says in a high-pitched voice, “Thanks a lot!”


40 posted on 12/20/2022 11:54:02 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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