[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Once again, for those who have been living under a rock:

It’s Florida. Do. Not. Go. In. Or. Near. The. Bodies. Of. Water!

[lee martell]

Is that realistic, them hoping to find the same gator that bit his arm, hours ago?
Do aggressive gators tend to return to the site of a recent attack? Maybe that’s what is expected.
A failed Bank Robber returning to that same Bank, to ‘set the record straight’.

[Repeal The 17th]

An alligator bit my arm!
Which one?
I don’t know, all those alligators look alike to me.

[blueunicorn6]

Good thing he wasn’t peeing into the pond.

[6ppc]

It’s Florida!!! Gators are part of the playing field!!!

BTW...so are snakes, scorpions and jellyfish (not to mention Portugese Man of War!!!

Duh!

[Chode]

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Gators got to eat same as buzzards and maggots.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Hoomanz is on the menu tonight!

[antidemoncrat]

That’s why you should never go skinny dipping in Florida ponds.

[fidelis]

The victim was later identified as one Amos Moses, late of Thibodaux, Louisiana.

[Bonemaker]

Better than a cottonmouth bite.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Having grown up in Fla we knew not to wash our hands in a pond. Always assume there’s a gator.

[CFW]

This is a lesson for “Florida man” (and women) that should be common knowledge at this point. Also, there is a country song that a southern band could record regarding a dog, no hands, and the alligator that got away, in there somewhere.

Florida needs to get more aggressive in reducing its alligator and snake population. It should be a free-for-all without limitation for hunters to kill these creatures. South Georgia should be the same since they are slowly adjusting to cooler climates and moving north.