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The Game of Golf
email from a friend | 12/13.2022 | unknown

Posted on 12/13/2022 2:58:11 AM PST by sodpoodle

> GOLF TRIVIA: > > - Golf balls are like eggs - they're white, they're sold by the dozen, > and a week later you have to buy more. > > - It's amazing how a golfer who never helps with house or yard work > will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand > traps. > > - Did you ever notice that it's a lot easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to > play golf than at 10:00 to go to church? > > - It takes longer to become good at golf than it does brain surgery. > On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around in a cart, drink beer > and eat hot dogs while performing brain surgery. > > - A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving > up the game. > > - A good golf partner is one who's slightly worse than you. > > - The rake is always in the other trap. > > - If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your > life. > > - If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a > seven, he probably shot an eight. > > - Golf appeals to the child in all of us. This is proven by our > frequent inability to count past the number 5. > > - It's easy to keep your ball in the fairway, if you don't care which > fairway. > > - If profanity had any influence on the flight of a ball, most > everyone would play better. > > - The greatest sound in golf is the "Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh" of your > opponent's club as he hurls it across the fairway. > > - A recent survey shows that of all jobs, caddies live the longest. > They get plenty of fresh air and exercise, and if there's ever a > medical emergency, a doctor is always nearby. > > - It's difficult to decide which is more stressful - hitting 3 off the > tee or lining up your 4th putt. > > - With practice and strength training you can easily get more distance > off the shank. > > - The only sure way to get a par is to leave a 4 foot birdie putt 2 > inches from the hole. > > - Nothing straightens out a nasty slice like a sharp dogleg to the > right. > > - Golden Rule: Never wash your ball on the tee of a water hole. > > - No matter how badly you are playing, it's always possible to get > worse.

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To: Bratch; All
- What's the diffence between the "G spot" and a golf ball?

Answer: I'll spend 10 minutes looking for a golf ball.

21 posted on 12/13/2022 6:55:45 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: DugwayDuke

His game.

All of them had similar access to the girls; if you don’t know that, I don’t know what to say.

Just look at what sport they basically ALL play to relax.


22 posted on 12/13/2022 7:57:17 AM PST by LRoggy (Peter's Son's Business )
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To: 1Old Pro

When the finances determine it makes sense to do so, just like the NFL and the AFL.


23 posted on 12/13/2022 7:58:32 AM PST by LRoggy (Peter's Son's Business )
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To: newfreep

The greatest comedy ever. Gungagalunga.....


24 posted on 12/13/2022 8:04:48 AM PST by Hyman Roth
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To: sodpoodle

Poor Sod.

If you’re not telling a dirty offensive joke that gets pulled by the moderator then you’re posting yet another unformatted thread.


25 posted on 12/13/2022 8:05:13 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Fake News. Might be true; but it’s designed to distort, mislead, brainwash and BS sheeple. )
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To: Old Yeller
watch the Beverly Hillbillies where Jed and Jethro go to shoot some golf.

LOL....Leo Durocher was a hoot in that.

26 posted on 12/13/2022 8:08:10 AM PST by Hyman Roth
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To: sodpoodle

Those are down right amusing….and true


27 posted on 12/13/2022 8:14:06 AM PST by Nifster (OI see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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To: LRoggy

LRoggy wrote: “His game. All of them had similar access to the girls; if you don’t know that, I don’t know what to say.”

Some of those defensive lineman are awfully ugly. The only way they could get a date with the girls chasing Tiger would involve financial transactions.


28 posted on 12/13/2022 8:40:30 AM PST by DugwayDuke (Most pick the expert who says the things they agree with.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Thanks for that he was a funny guy.


29 posted on 12/13/2022 8:57:27 AM PST by Rappini (In hoc signo vinces)
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To: DugwayDuke

I’ve met wives of some of those DL’s, you’re kidding yourself

Even met a widowed wife of one of the Redskin’s Hogs OL, she was a knockout too.


30 posted on 12/13/2022 9:00:06 AM PST by LRoggy (Peter's Son's Business )
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