Florida man arrested after having public sex with a dog, damaging church nativity scene (but wait, there's more...)

Fox News ^ | Dec 7, 2022 | Landon Mion

[SunkenCiv]

“If you want me, I’ll be in my lab.” — Chad Mason

[Chickensoup]

Gosh, I would think that the next level would be clipping it’s toenails?

[Chickensoup]

This thread could be epic and awful at the same time.

[LegendHasIt]

Sam Brinton and Colonel Connelly are sad that they didn’t have a chance to join in.

[Night Hides Not]

He will appear in court later this month.

No he won't.

[willk]

“DeSantis, large and in charge of Fla., wants to be POTUS and bring this to all of America?”

You sound just like the corrupt media. Is that you Upchuck Todd?

[FirstFlaBn]

Had it happened in California, it would have drawn nothing more than a yawn.

[Paladin2]

You sound like a Klauss Schwab acolyte.

[SunkenCiv]

Luckily that’s the leash of our worries.

[Liaison]

Somehow he did all this and there was not a gun? Is the media lax on this one? This is just shy needing the parts of a new song by David Allen Coe.

[Flick Lives]

LOL!

[EinNYC]

Transgender generating mechanism!

But THIS treatment cannot be "detransitioned".

[SunkenCiv]

I think I got away with one. :^D

[dayglored]

> sex with a Labradoodle has a lot of panache

"Panache" -- is that some kind of French lube? I imagine it takes a lot...

[dayglored]

> Will the dog be filing a #metoo suit?

I suspect so. There's no mention that Florida Man offered the dog a "reach-around", the cad.

[dayglored]

> "If you want me, I’ll be in my lab.” — Chad Mason

Good lord. That may be the thread-winner.

[whitney69]

“This is a sick, twisted, evil monster.”

But what if he identified as a dog? Don’t laugh...times coming.

wy69

[dayglored]

> But what if he identified as a dog? Don’t laugh...times coming

It's already here. Have you seen the pics of Biden's energy weirdo Sam Brinton with the partners dressed up as a dog? Are you familiar with furries? Do you really think they limit themselves to people-dressed-as-animals?

Gay marriage -> Polygamy -> Pedophilia -> Bestiality -> ???

People have been "marrying" inanimate objects (e.g. a woman who "married" her chandelier) for years.

And snuff videos are there somewhere, I'm sure of it...

[sauropod]

Ouch!

[PghBaldy]

There are nuts everywhere. Florida just has a large population, and I think the humidity and bugs make some people go bonkers. Perhaps drugs too. I would not blame DeSantis for this, as he would not condone it (bestiality) like Rats do elsewhere.