[Drew68]

Who hasn't gone on a four day bender in Nairobi?

The still hammered Nelson Newberry with his very relieved father.

[Fido969]

Looks like he got a pop in the eye to boot.

[EEGator]

“My name is is Nelson...”

4 day bender and only one lumped up eye in Africa is winning.
He must have tiger’s blood and Adonis DNA...

[EvilCapitalist]

I can’t imagine how much he drank in 4 days. The last time I was to Wales, I managed 5 pints on a pub crawl. I was maybe 130lbs at the time, so that was an impressive amount of grog for a small guy like me.

[Rurudyne]

I’m reminded of the drunk in MASH that nobody knew who he was. When he sobered up they learned he was supposed to be Hawaii but his buddies shipped him to Korea.

[ComputerGuy]

A Brit? A pub would be the first place to look.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

And here I was, thinking this was a photo of the guy and Bill Clinton.

[Joe 6-pack]

Has there ever been a more consummately British name than, “Nelson Newberry”? I’m opening the floor to wagers on his middle name with $1.00 on, “Dudley.”

[353FMG]

Drinking TUSKER beer, I bet.

[nickcarraway]

Dog bites man.

[SamAdams76]

This could never happen to me. My wife knows me too well. She would have found me on the first day and pulled me out of there.

[BarbM]

I wonder if his dad gave him the black eye...

I believe there may be a chair for him in A.A.

By the grace of God, I have been sober since 3/20/88
and never visited Kenya.

[FlyingEagle]

12th Step Call

[Songcraft]

The first three days weren't so bad, but that fourth one...


     

[Delta 21]

Slow news moment. Russia/Ukraine stop shooting? All the elections certified and true? Megalomania currently satiated?
Run the story about a 20 y.o. kid that got drunk and didn’t come home till his fag dad called the Elite Squad to find him.

[Cronos]

Kenyan beer. The good stuff!