British man who disappeared in Nairobi found in pub after four-day bender

The Telegraph ^ | 10 Dec 2022 | George Styllis

[oldvirginian]

“Looks like he got a pop in the eye to boot.”

I see it going down like this.....
Around bar #3 a local tells Newberry “if you want to be considered a man you have to kill a Lion and make love to the ugliest woman in the village.”
Not wanting his manhood questioned Mr Newberry headed off to fullfil his tasks.
Several hours later Newberry staggers back into the bar his clothes ripped to shreds, bleeding from wounds to his chest, stomach,legs and back. Looking around he loudly asked “now, where’s that ugly woman what needs Killin?”

[MikelTackNailer]

"This game's called on account of scotch."

[FlyingEagle]

12th Step Call

[EEGator]

Some legit Scotch glasses...Fives fingers of double handed Scotch should give one a buzz...

[Songcraft]

The first three days weren't so bad, but that fourth one...


     

[EvilCapitalist]

Lol!

[Jeff Chandler]

“Ping pong balls?!”

[MikelTackNailer]

“Ping pong balls?!”

I don't think Tijuana nor donkeys were part of this particular story.

[Delta 21]

Slow news moment. Russia/Ukraine stop shooting? All the elections certified and true? Megalomania currently satiated?
Run the story about a 20 y.o. kid that got drunk and didn’t come home till his fag dad called the Elite Squad to find him.

[Cronos]

Kenyan beer. The good stuff!

[Drew68]

Run the story about a 20 y.o. kid that got drunk and didn’t come home till his fag dad called the Elite Squad to find him.

I'm sorry this is happening to you.