“Looks like he got a pop in the eye to boot.”
I see it going down like this.....
Around bar #3 a local tells Newberry “if you want to be considered a man you have to kill a Lion and make love to the ugliest woman in the village.”
Not wanting his manhood questioned Mr Newberry headed off to fullfil his tasks.
Several hours later Newberry staggers back into the bar his clothes ripped to shreds, bleeding from wounds to his chest, stomach,legs and back. Looking around he loudly asked “now, where’s that ugly woman what needs Killin?”
Lol!
“Ping pong balls?!”