[blackdog]

Bear asking for meth from Flodida Man.

[sasquatch]

Bears
Lyle Lovett
Some folks say there ain’t no bears in Arkansas
Some folks never seen a bear at all
Some folks say that bears go around eating babies raw
Some folks got a bear across the hall

Some folks say that bears go around smelling bad
Others say that a bear is honey sweet
Some folks say this bear’s the best I ever had
Some folks got a bear beneath their feet

Some folks drive the bears out of the wilderness
Some to see a bear would pay a fee
Me I just bear up my bewildered best
And some folks even see the bear in me

Some folks drive the bears out of the wilderness
Some to see a bear would pay a fee
Me I just bear up my bewildered best
And some folks even see the bear in me

So meet a bear and take him out to lunch with you
And even though your friends may stop and stare
Just remember that’s a bear there in the bunch with you
And they just don’t come no better than a bear

So meet a bear and take him out to lunch with you
And even though your friends may stop and stare
Just remember that’s a bear there in the bunch with you
And they just don’t come no better than a bear

No they just don’t come no better than a bear

No they just don’t come no better than
No they just don’t come no better than
No they just don’t come no better than a bear
Written by: Steve Fromholz

Album: Step Inside This House

Released: 2007

[Red Badger]

We’re up to our ears in bears in Florida!......................

[EvilCapitalist]

If the Florida man kept this chick around, he’d have no problem getting rid of the bear. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0

[Clemenza]

Well if there was an obese hairy gay dude on his porch, he should have woke him up and asked him to call an Uber.

[HereInTheHeartland]

Maybe the bear was the real Florida Man?

[Flick Lives]

Let sleeping dogs lie goes double for bears.

[Paal Gulli]

Call Clint Howard.

He'll gentle him right down for you.