When I ran for class president, I got 2 votes. Those were disqualified when they found out I voted twice!
Rodney, Sam Kinison, etc. Mel Brooks and most of the Monty Python troop are still with us as are the makers of Airplane and the Naked Gun series.....but you simply cannot make that kind of comedy today. Hollywood would never do it and those who finance movies are in the clutches of the humorless Woke religion.
Rodney had the most unwoke joke ever. “I only meet girls because of who I am ... A rapist.”
Dangerfield: I asked my wife what would be her wildest sexual fantasy. She said she wanted her own apartment.
I got into a cab once and told the driver to take me where the action was. He took me to *my* house!
Rodney has to be the best tonight show guest of all time. If you’re ever in a bad mood just watch some of it on YouTube
I know I’m ugly, one time I went to a proctologist, doctor stuck his finger in my mouth.
As they a wheeled Rodney in for surgery he told his friends “if things go good I’ll be out in a couple of days if things don’t go good I’ll be out in a couple of hours.”
It was his last joke. Things didn’t so go well.
“My wife wanted to have sex in the backseat of our car. And for me to drive.”
Those are great!
I don’t get no respect: When I was thirteen, I was kidnapped by terrorists and held for ransom. My parents paid them to keep me. Three days later, the terrorists paid my parents to take me back.
He was awesome.
“When I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me... and no one showed up.”