Woman arrested after brawl with jealous beau who hit her with breakfast sandwich (Florida)

Leesburg-News ^ | November 24, 2022 | David Towns

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

A Leesburg woman was arrested after a brawl with her jealous beau who hit her with a breakfast sandwich.

A Lake County sheriff’s deputy was dispatched Sunday to the 1200 block of Pine Island Drive when 39-year-old Jennifer Louise Reccoppa called 911 to report an attack.

Reccoppa said she had gotten into an argument with her man friend who accused her of having sexual relations with someone else. She said she went to the store to get a drink and her beau “went to get some food stamps to eat.” When she returned, she parked in the driveway and was blocked in when the man returned with his sandwich. She told the deputy that the man and a mutual acquaintance who had been working on a vehicle in the driveway began yelling at her. She said that she was threatened when her man friend grabbed a tool box and acted like he was going to throw it at her. She put the car in reverse and collided with the vehicle which had blocked her. She said she got out of the car to see if there was any damage and both men began yelling at her. Another woman came out of the house and started yelling, according to Reccoppa. Recccoppa then claimed she told the other woman to, “Shut your fat ass up.” That prompted her man friend to hit Reccoppa several times with his sandwich. The deputy noted in the arrest report that Reccoppa had no signs of injuries other than some mustard on her jacket.

However, the other witnesses told the deputy that Reccoppa was the aggressor.

Reccoppa was placed under arrest on a charge of domestic battery and transported to the Lake County Jail. She was released after posting $1,000 bond.

[Flick Lives]

Definitely a club sandwich.

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Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

[Allegra]

Hahahahahaha…Rake was pissed!

[bunkerhill7]

Man torpedoes woman

[viewfromthefrontier]

OK that one made me laugh out loud

[Dr. Sivana]

I’m sort of wondering, what would make a good assault-sandwich? An Italian sub? Tuna on rye? Some rye can be pretty tough.

An ex-fiancee threw a ham and cheese sandwich on a hard roll at me at close range. Main problem was that I was out a three dollar sandwich.

My wife hasn’t thrown anything at me yet.

[pax_et_bonum]

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

May I request a stake sandwich instead?

;-)

[Farmerbob]

Sticks and scones may break my bones...

[broken_clock]

I blame James Cagney

[Songcraft]

It's a good thing he didn't hit her with one of those Christmas fruit cakes that get passed around from year to year, and from family to family.   Those things can be hard as a rock, and one of them might have caused some serious damage.

[Farmerbob]

Mustard goes great on a country ham biscuit.

[cyclotic]

My brother and I have been giving each other the same fruitcake each Christmas for about 35 years.

It’s a junky cheap $1.19 fruitcake but still feels soft enough to eat.

[Songcraft]

Sounds like a sentimental family tradition!

(Maybe when they baked that one, they loaded it up with "cake softener gel", or something like that.)

[Texas resident]

When puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns.

[Old Grumpy]

Bonked on the bean by an Egg McMuffin??

[fidelis]

He might have hit her with an ugly stick.

Are you kidding? She probably fell out of an Ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

[Atomic Vomit]

So f’n guilty.

[TangoLimaSierra]

If she put on some makeup and showed up 30 minutes before closing, she’d be hot.

[Churchillspirit]

Sounds like the beau is the one who should be toast.

[fidelis]

If she put on some makeup and showed up 30 minutes before closing, she’d be hot.

Throw in extreme low lighting and copious amounts of alcohol and years of INCELitude and then maybe...

[Georgia Girl 2]

Sammich abuse! 😏