Female Delusion Calculator

I Got Standards Bro ^ | unknown | unknown

[Brookhaven]

You put in the stats of your ideal man and it determines how many are out there. For example:

• age 35-50
• not married
• any race
• at least 6' tall
• not obese
• earning at least $100,000 per year

The probability a guy meets your standards is: 0.37%

[T.B. Yoits]

The Female Delusion Calculator is several decades overdue and needs to be issued to every young woman while they’re still in school.

[gundog]

And you won’t likely meet him in the potato chip and soda aisle at WalMart.

[Col Frank Slade]

A dating calculator for Karen’s.

They’ll complain the calculator is anti woke.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Or on Tinder.

[G Larry]

And if she adds in Same Religion and Same Political Party, just add a Zero between the decimal point and the 3.......

0.037%

[catnipman]

shouldn’t has own full head of hair be a criteria?

[Jim W N]

Well, see how that incorporates into the Hot-Crazy matrix.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk1rV2VEg

[ProtectOurFreedom]

It’s a two-way street. Let’s see the Male Delusion Calculator.

* Gorgeous
* Loves to romp morning and night
* Will romp after marriage
* Will romp after three kids
* Won’t go from slender figure to obese slob in ten years and after three kids

[Tell It Right]

I tell young men all the time that the ratio of single women to men in church, particularly among the ones serious for Christ, is very much in the men's favor.

Basically, a single man who's into Jesus for real has his pick of chicks.

[Spok]

A typical woman’s “standards” call for economic success, entertainment and physical attractiveness. What they get is shallow, self absorbed narcissistic children. They never look for honesty, loyalty, candor or compassion, so they never find it. Then they wonder if their standards are too high!

[gitmo]

I don’t see an option “Not a Serial Killer”.

[unixfox]

And most women think that THEY meet the requirements of every man on earth.

[Four of Six]

Just tried that using my own stats. Appears the odds of a woman bagging me is 0.17%. Or maybe it’s the other way, and the odds of any decent woman wanting me is 0.17%.

[srmanuel]

I think most of these women are in the no go zone and a few might sneak into the Party zone

[Manuel OKelley]

Thanks, need to find a safe way to show this to my wife and remind her how fortunate she is ;)

0.081%
that is 0.13% of all white men in that age range

[nickcarraway]

That should be a toggle.

[Codeflier]

Among other body attributes!

[lurk]

Where does a widowed pastor find a woman who is all the things a Christian woman ought to be, a unicorn on the chart, as his wife was?

[srmanuel]

Most men at a certain point will trade in the traditional model for some women in the fun zone of the hot crazy matrix