To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
Wouldn't a simple octopus "No, I have a headache" sufficed?
6 posted on
11/11/2022 9:44:32 AM PST by
ProtectOurFreedom
(The “I” in Democrat stands for “Integrity.”)
To: Red Badger
The female octopus, Hillary, caught the male, let’s call him Bill, depositing his tentacle in another lady octopus.
9 posted on
11/11/2022 9:48:57 AM PST by
I-ambush
(We watched the moment of defeat, played back over on the video screen. )
To: Red Badger
Beatles had a song featuring Ringo ‘Octopus’s Garden’.
11 posted on
11/11/2022 9:53:38 AM PST by
tflabo
(Truth or tyranny )
To: Red Badger
Considering that female octopuses die shortly after their eggs hatch, there is an incentive to be very picky about choosing the father of one’s children.
14 posted on
11/11/2022 9:57:53 AM PST by
jmcenanly
(You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” ― Winston)
To: Red Badger
Apparently he wasn’t her type.
16 posted on
11/11/2022 9:58:24 AM PST by
skr
(Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to any people. - Proverbs 14:34)
To: Red Badger
17 posted on
11/11/2022 9:59:47 AM PST by
sit-rep
( )
To: Red Badger
Eight rounds — “assault octopi”. Prohibited in Chicago and Californication ,
20 posted on
11/11/2022 10:14:48 AM PST by
faithhopecharity
(“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: Red Badger
Maybe the females weren’t aiming for the males, but are just bad shots.
23 posted on
11/11/2022 10:21:12 AM PST by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TP)
To: Red Badger
Wild Female Octopuses Caught on Camera Chucking Shells at Males Florida Octopuses?
24 posted on
11/11/2022 10:21:54 AM PST by
tlozo
(Better to Die on Your Feet than Live on Your Knees)
To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
They have the right to bear a lot of arms.
To: Red Badger
Which one is Ukrainian? Might as well kill two birds with one thread.
To: Red Badger
I would say foreplay, but with eight arms....... maybe not.....
32 posted on
11/11/2022 10:34:19 AM PST by
Lockbox
(politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.... Sting)
To: Red Badger
33 posted on
11/11/2022 10:51:46 AM PST by
peggybac
(My will is what I wanted. God's will is what I got.)
To: Red Badger
34 posted on
11/11/2022 11:27:11 AM PST by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: Red Badger
If she throws shells at you, she’s interested.
To: Red Badger
He has to say ‘great legs’ like what, three or four times? Gets tiring after a while.
37 posted on
11/11/2022 1:06:22 PM PST by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: Red Badger
Wild octopuses? As opposed to tame ones?
Reminds me of a line from an old book on wildlife: "The female of the species is deadlier than the male."
To: Red Badger
Females are the same everywhere!
39 posted on
11/11/2022 8:11:43 PM PST by
minnesota_bound
(Need more money to buy everything now)
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