Cannabis-Infused Turkey Gravy Has Arrived For The Holiday Season

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[mylife]

With Thanksgiving right around the corner people everywhere will soon be plotting out extensive grocery lists. Whether your family likes to try new things or go the more traditional route, gathering around food always feels good.

This holiday season Kiva Confections’ cannabis-infused turkey gravy puts a Thanksgiving twist on a classic flavor. With a virally successful debut, it felt only right to bring back a turkey gravy that’s sure to elevate the evening.

The limited-edition Kiva Turkey Gravy will be available for purchase at dispensaries across California beginning November 2nd for only $5. Savory ingredients include turkey stock, salt, onion and garlic, with a herbal selection of rosemary, thyme, oregano and cannabis that’s made to dress turkey, mashed potatoes and more.

Each single-serve pack is 10MG of THC, just the right amount to take Thanksgiving with your family to a new level. To prepare, all you have to do is whisk the gravy powder with one cup of water in a saucepan, bring to a boil, and stir occasionally until it reaches the desired level of thickness.

[FlingWingFlyer]

A little something to offset the Tryptophan, keep you awake during the football games and send you back for seconds with a severe case of the munchies.

[Red Badger]

[Larry Lucido]

At least this way you get high and take a really long nap.

[NWFree]

That should loosen everyone up when you have to eat with difficult relatives

[ClearCase_guy]

If this leads to Munchies, then there may be no leftovers the next day.

[Salamander]

Maryland just legalized recreational pot.

I’ll never be able to leave the house again.

Highly allergic to that crap.

:(

[mylife]

You can get anything you want at Alice’s restaurant

[mylife]

Lonesome electric turkey...

[Robert357]

That could lead to some interesting political debates around the table. Go light on the wine, light on the gravy and check all firearms into a gun safe before you sit down to dinner.

[jmacusa]

Yup.

[jmacusa]

Think of how many sauces and foods have booze in them.

[Vision]

“For you and your loser friends.”

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Justin Awad- "Yes."

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Friend of mine has the same problem.

Her boss's son sadly is a pot head. I do not mean someone who has the occasional hit, he is stoned every waking moment.

She had to tell her boss that she could not work with him because the smell was making her ill.

[dfwgator]

Approved by Nat E. Dred, The Rasta Gourmet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msqQY0aF4Y8

[Boogieman]

True, but mostly the alcohol in the booze cooks off because it has a low boiling point.

[pnz1]

Would this reduce the family drama (if everyone had gravy)?

[familyop]

And a huge dose of fentanyl and meth analogues in all of it. Might as well get the anarchy over and done with.

[familyop]

"Funny how cannabis comes after cannibalism in the dictionary."

See the _A_ and the _I_? It's cannabis, then cannibalism. Jeffrey Dahmer would love dope with dinner, especially with guests.

[familyop]

"Plenty of Red States are voting legalize recreational pot, it’s not just a Leftist thing."

A self-described "progressive" leader of a state NORML gang in Kansas City was just bragging about beating her straight enemies in rural areas this morning. Over a million leftist drug addicts showed up to vote in a midterm election. Why? Because they're drug addicts.