Not sure if #FloridaMan was responsible, but still an interesting story.
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Usually, chickens carry switchblades.
2 posted on
11/08/2022 4:23:35 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Ah the old gun in a chicken trick.
Chief, we need to discuss this in the Cone of Silence.
3 posted on
11/08/2022 4:25:20 PM PST by
HombreSecreto
(The life of a repo man is always intense)
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6 posted on
11/08/2022 4:27:30 PM PST by
real saxophonist
(Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
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7 posted on
11/08/2022 4:27:37 PM PST by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Shouldn't be a worry if the chicken has been kept chilled below 40 degrees F, and stored on the bottom shelf.
9 posted on
11/08/2022 4:29:00 PM PST by
Governor Dinwiddie
(LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
What law says a chicken can’t carry concealed?
10 posted on
11/08/2022 4:35:21 PM PST by
Yogafist
(Voting rino is voting for the managed decline of America.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The 2A applies to chickens also…
11 posted on
11/08/2022 4:36:28 PM PST by
wny
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
If the bird was a male, maybe they were trying to shoot their cock off.
14 posted on
11/08/2022 4:45:21 PM PST by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
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15 posted on
11/08/2022 4:46:08 PM PST by
fidelis
(👈 Under no obligation to respond to rude, ignorant, abusive, bellicose, and obnoxious posts.)
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“I shouldn’t have used a raw chicken hoster? Was that wrong?”
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18 posted on
11/08/2022 5:01:41 PM PST by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
There really should be some sort of background check before they let poultry buy and carry a gun.
19 posted on
11/08/2022 5:02:16 PM PST by
Leaning Right
(The steal is real.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Ths Chef is doing a Bang-Up job with this chicken.
It’s a different caliber of a meal!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
When I was just out of college I had a relative come visit me after I had moved far away. She brought a frozen turkey with her on the plane. I still laugh to this day about that bird like we didnt have grocery stores near my house.
At least she didnt try to stuff it with a gun.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
With that bunch of go-getters, the gun must have fallen out of the chicken.
22 posted on
11/08/2022 5:17:33 PM PST by
GingisK
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Better than finding raw chicken in a gun...
23 posted on
11/08/2022 5:18:17 PM PST by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
What came first, the chicken or the gun?
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I’ve heard of packing chickens but not of chickens packing.
25 posted on
11/08/2022 5:30:37 PM PST by
skr
(Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to any people. - Proverbs 14:34)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
At least he didn't stuff it into a human head.
Voodoo head found in air luggage The head smuggler was Haitian Woman, not Florida Man.
But, the head was intercepted at FLL, just as was the packing chicken carcass.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
If it was going to be cooked rotisserie style it was probably a revolver.
28 posted on
11/08/2022 6:33:27 PM PST by
Clutch Martin
("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
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