Posted on 11/08/2022 4:22:50 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (WFLA) — Typically when you think of stuffing a bird, you’re thinking of bread filling, onions, and seasoning, but one particular chicken got some attention after authorities at a Florida airport found something “fowl” inside it.
Monday, the Transportation Security Administration posted on social media that its agents at the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport found a gun smuggled inside a raw chicken.
Photos of the desecrated bird carcass showed a gun that was wrapped in a plastic bag and shoved inside it.
“We hate to beak it to you here, but stuffing a firearm in your holiday bird for travel is just a baste of time,” the TSA said. “This idea wasn’t even half-baked; it was raw, greasy, and obviously unsupervised.”
Both fresh and cooked meats are permitted to be in carry-on bags and checked luggage, according to TSA. The meats can be packed with ice or ice packs, but the ice or packs need to be solid – if they’re melted, they will not be allowed through.
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When I was just out of college I had a relative come visit me after I had moved far away. She brought a frozen turkey with her on the plane. I still laugh to this day about that bird like we didnt have grocery stores near my house.
At least she didnt try to stuff it with a gun.
With that bunch of go-getters, the gun must have fallen out of the chicken.
Better than finding raw chicken in a gun...
What came first, the chicken or the gun?
I’ve heard of packing chickens but not of chickens packing.
If a frog had side pockets, he’d carry a handgun.
If it was going to be cooked rotisserie style it was probably a revolver.
Thank goodness it hadn’t been cooked
I hate it when chickens go Concealed carry
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That’s concealed carrion if you ask me…
Regardless ..... it’s now a yard bird.
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