[MtnClimber]

The revelation of Florida Man Beer is coming true. The alligator has made an appearance as prophesized on the label.

[dynachrome]

A .357 would be a better idea for moving it along.

[Hyman Roth]

Nature usually wins

[Kaiser8408a]

Did the Gator vote Democrat?

[crz]

CLANK!

OW HE”S GOT ME ARM!

[Joe Brower]

[TonyinLA]

.22 long would’ve done the trick.

Keep in mind for next time.

[csvset]

Dog trainer doesn’t necessarily translate to Gator wrassler.

[OwenKellogg]

Go Gators! Beat FSU!

[ConservativeWarrior]

Just cuz Biden mumbled some garbage at a podium in Miami today doesn’t make him a “Florida man”.

[Boogieman]

Sometimes it’s easier to just move the U-Haul.

[impactplayer]

We had just moved onto a small lake in Orlando (before Disney) - one morning I backed out of the garage and ran over a gator about that size, sleeping on the concrete driveway. He was not hurt, but reared up and tried to get his head inside my passenger side window as I was trying desperately to roll it up as fast as I could. All ended well, but I learned to check for gators before backing out. They always have the right-of-way!

[plain talk]

Something similar on Duck Dynasty. “Oh leave him be. He’ll be fine ... “

[bigbob]

Man Bites Alligator! Now that would be news...unless it was Florida Man.

[Roadrunner383]

Well, I was born in NW Fla many, many years ago. I don’t know of any friends, neighbors or acquaintances that would have tried to mess with an alligator. I’m bumfuzzled by so many reports of dumb stunts by Floridians.

[HandyDandy]

C’mon Florida man, huh?

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

They will do that

[Navy Patriot]

Florida man bitten while trying to remove 4-foot alligator from under U-Haul

Just a couple of passes with that U-Haul and he could have had a Sail-Gator that he could have returned to the waterway like a Frisbee.

[dljordan]

Hey Gator, BAM! BAM! BAM!

[SimpleJack]