Posted on 10/27/2022 6:40:00 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
NORTH PORT, Fla. – A Florida man was bitten by an alligator after apparently mistaking it for a dog in the middle of the night.
WTSP reported earlier this week that a man in Sarasota County was walking outside the Warm Mineral Spring Motel in North Port just after midnight when he saw a figure moving in the dark.
“He stated the figure appeared to look like a dog with a long leash, which is why he wasn’t hesitant to move out of the way,” a sheriff’s office spokesperson wrote in an email to WTSP.
Deputies said that’s when the alligator bit his right leg, ripping off a chunk of his muscle as he tried to escape.
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“walking outside the Warm Mineral Spring Motel in North Port just after midnight”
Just proves the old adage....not much good happens after midnight.
Florida man never disapoints.
“Does your Dog bite?”
“After midnight”
After midnight, we’re gonna let it all hang down
After midnight, we’re gonna go walkin with the gators
Tip of the hat to Eric Clapton.
“It’s after midnight! Where have you been?”
“Oh, just out feeding the gators.”
I believe it’s referred to as “the good stuff”…
Here is the video that proves this was not the first time a dog has pulled this type of shenanigan.
Old Flip Wilson joke….
Sam is in the bar showing off his new Rottweiler.
“His name is Spike, and he can whip any dog around here.”
Little Scotty says, “I’ll bet he can’t beat my dog.”
Sam says, “Bring him in here and Spike will tear him up!”
Little Scotty leaves and comes back with this short, yellow dog.
Sam says, “Get him, Spike!”
Spike jumps through the air growling and barking heading straight for Little Scotty’s dog.
The little yellow dog open his mouth and bites the Rottweiler in half.
‘What kind of dog is that?” Screams Sam.
“I don’t know what kind of dog he is,” says Little Scotty, “But before I cut off his tail and painted him yellow he was an alligator.”
Florida Man!!!
Stupid yankees.... Have seen similar type stupidity by yankees in the Okee Swamp
An old joke from the old South. A poor man walks into a low life bar, with his ugly, yellow dog on a leash. Another man who has his fighting pit bull dog with him insults the poor man by saying, “Dayamn! That is one ugly yellow dog!”
The poor man says, “Mebbe, but he could beat your dog in a fight.”
This upsets the pit bull owner, who says, “I’ll bet you a whole dollar or a good bottle of whiskey it can’t!”
So they both take their dogs into the backyard of the bar, and the ugly yellow dog just sits there as the pit bull barks, snarls, and strains at his leash. Somebody says GO! and the pit bull charges in, only to be bitten in half.
“Holy Crap!”, yells the pit bull owner. Then after giving the poor man his bottle of whiskey, he asks him what does he call his ugly, yellow dog?
“Well, afore I cut his tail off and painted him yellow, I called him a alley-gator!”
Mr Magoo ?
Comments are gold
Sorry that it wasn’t Jotato.
Bears don't get that gentle treatment after they've tasted human flesh. Why are gators the preferred species?
Dog...alligator. Honest mistake. I mean, who among us hasn’t done that?
I’ve been drunk a few times, but I have never been that drunk.
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