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Florida man bitten by alligator after thinking it was a dog
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| June 10, 2022
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Posted on 10/27/2022 6:40:00 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“walking outside the Warm Mineral Spring Motel in North Port just after midnight”
Just proves the old adage....not much good happens after midnight.
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posted on
10/27/2022 7:00:12 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Florida man never disapoints.
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posted on
10/27/2022 7:00:46 AM PDT
by
moviefan8
(The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. - M in No Time To Die (2021)c)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
10/27/2022 7:01:43 AM PDT
by
MotorCityBuck
( Keep the change, you filthy animal! )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“After midnight”
After midnight, we’re gonna let it all hang down
After midnight, we’re gonna go walkin with the gators
Tip of the hat to Eric Clapton.
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posted on
10/27/2022 7:02:01 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“It’s after midnight! Where have you been?”
“Oh, just out feeding the gators.”
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posted on
10/27/2022 7:03:48 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
To: usual suspect
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posted on
10/27/2022 7:06:48 AM PDT
by
Fido969
(45 is Superman! )
To: chopperk
I believe it’s referred to as “the good stuff”…
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posted on
10/27/2022 7:08:32 AM PDT
by
EEGator
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
After a thorough investigation I have determined that this guy is actually a hero, but what appreciation is he getting? This problem is getting to be a real nuisance. Dogs are dressing up in an alligator costumes and terrorizing people. They think that it is funny, but when confronted they bite people:
Here is the video that proves this was not the first time a dog has pulled this type of shenanigan.
https://youtu.be/p93orIRqbP0
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posted on
10/27/2022 7:12:18 AM PDT
by
fireman15
(Irritating people are the grit from which we fashion our pearl. I provide the grit. You're Welcome.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Old Flip Wilson joke….
Sam is in the bar showing off his new Rottweiler.
“His name is Spike, and he can whip any dog around here.”
Little Scotty says, “I’ll bet he can’t beat my dog.”
Sam says, “Bring him in here and Spike will tear him up!”
Little Scotty leaves and comes back with this short, yellow dog.
Sam says, “Get him, Spike!”
Spike jumps through the air growling and barking heading straight for Little Scotty’s dog.
The little yellow dog open his mouth and bites the Rottweiler in half.
‘What kind of dog is that?” Screams Sam.
“I don’t know what kind of dog he is,” says Little Scotty, “But before I cut off his tail and painted him yellow he was an alligator.”
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posted on
10/27/2022 7:16:36 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
10/27/2022 7:38:24 AM PDT
by
Bobalu
(Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
10/27/2022 7:39:19 AM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
To: Fai Mao
Stupid yankees.... Have seen similar type stupidity by yankees in the Okee Swamp
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posted on
10/27/2022 7:44:55 AM PDT
by
DOC44
( )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
An old joke from the old South. A poor man walks into a low life bar, with his ugly, yellow dog on a leash. Another man who has his fighting pit bull dog with him insults the poor man by saying, “Dayamn! That is one ugly yellow dog!”
The poor man says, “Mebbe, but he could beat your dog in a fight.”
This upsets the pit bull owner, who says, “I’ll bet you a whole dollar or a good bottle of whiskey it can’t!”
So they both take their dogs into the backyard of the bar, and the ugly yellow dog just sits there as the pit bull barks, snarls, and strains at his leash. Somebody says GO! and the pit bull charges in, only to be bitten in half.
“Holy Crap!”, yells the pit bull owner. Then after giving the poor man his bottle of whiskey, he asks him what does he call his ugly, yellow dog?
“Well, afore I cut his tail off and painted him yellow, I called him a alley-gator!”
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posted on
10/27/2022 7:46:55 AM PDT
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("All he had was a handgun. Why did you think that was a threat?" --Rittenhouse Prosecutor)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
10/27/2022 7:49:50 AM PDT
by
Vaduz
(LAWYERS )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
10/27/2022 7:50:03 AM PDT
by
silverleaf
(“Freedom ultimately means the right of other people to do things that you disagree with”. T. Sowell )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
10/27/2022 7:51:24 AM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: usual suspect
Sorry that it wasn’t Jotato.
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posted on
10/27/2022 8:15:17 AM PDT
by
Howie66
(Let's Go Brandon!!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The alligator was later captured and removed from the area.Bears don't get that gentle treatment after they've tasted human flesh. Why are gators the preferred species?
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posted on
10/27/2022 8:25:52 AM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(The “I” in Democrat stands for “Integrity.”)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Dog...alligator. Honest mistake. I mean, who among us hasn’t done that?
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posted on
10/27/2022 9:06:17 AM PDT
by
fidelis
(👈 Under no obligation to respond to rude, ignorant, abusive, bellicose, and obnoxious posts.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I’ve been drunk a few times, but I have never been that drunk.
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