Posted on 10/20/2022 8:28:10 AM PDT by McGruff
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Ketanji Brown Jackson joining a growing number of women on the United States Supreme Court, Justice Clarance Thomas has taken to wearing noise-canceling headphones to help drown out the incessant chatter.
"What on earth do these womenfolk need to be talking about all the time?" said Thomas. "Why do you need 11,000 words to discuss whether a man using a girl's bathroom is a First Amendment right? The Constitution ain't that complicated! I can't take it anymore!"
Justices Alito, Kavanaugh, and Gorsuch have also found ways to cope with the increased noise level, often sneaking away to the bathroom to smoke a cigarette while waiting for oral arguments to finish.
At publishing time, Ketanji Brown Jackson and Amy Coney Barrett were still in the middle of an hours-long debate on the 14th Amendment and how it related to what Cheryl next door said on Facebook while they were dropping their kids off at soccer practice
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Women talk a lot more than men.
And then they complain that men won’t let them talk.
And men can’t really defend themselves because they can’t get a word in edgewise.
Fixed it
What?!?
When did Babylon Bee stop being a satirical website with mocking, imaginative articles, and start to report the way things really are?
Note that the brilliant member listens, says little, and writes admirable opinions.
The dumbest one...well, she’s actively trying to show that she is indeed the dumbest one. She might start by looking up what constitutes “female”. (Yes, we all know that she knows. the fact that she is so gutless that she cannot admit it shows that she will bend to the slightest sleaze breeze while she is consuming valuable oxygen whist in the court.)
It’s hard not to listen when you can’t get a word in edgewise.
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