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With Tulsi Gabbard Out Of Democratic Party, Title Of Hottest Democrat Goes Back To Nancy Pelosi
Babylon Bee ^ | Oct 11, 2022

Posted on 10/12/2022 6:17:48 PM PDT by UnwashedPeasant

WASHINGTON, D.C. β€” 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard caused ripples in American politics Monday with the announcement that she is leaving the Democratic party. With this news, the title of hottest Democrat goes back to Nancy Pelosi.

Before Gabbard entered the political fray in 2002, Nancy Pelosi reigned as the best-looking Democrat for decades, causing heads to turn on both sides of the aisle. With the introduction of Tulsi Gabbard, who is thought by many to be the most beautiful politician in history, Pelosi's long-standing title was stripped away.

"Nancy Pelosi was always a close second in hotness to Tulsi Gabbard," said Senate Majority Leader and sexiest male Democrat by unanimous vote, Chuck Schumer. "Some of us believe Pelosi to be even hotter, but we never had the grassroots votes to get her to the top of the podium."

Not all agree that politicians should be judged and ranked by their looks alone. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, for instance, argued: "Some of us aren't blessed with jaw-dropping looks like Pelosi, but we make up for it with elephantine intelligence. That should count for something."

At publishing time, Democrats announced plans to celebrate the Speaker of the House's return to the top of the hot list with the 2023 Nancy Pelosi Commemorative Swimsuit Calendar.


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To: UnwashedPeasant

Well, she definitely has the t*ts!


21 posted on 10/12/2022 6:41:21 PM PDT by sauropod (Unbelief has nothing to say. Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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To: SkyDancer

OMG!


22 posted on 10/12/2022 6:42:06 PM PDT by sauropod (Unbelief has nothing to say. Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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To: UnwashedPeasant

Hmmm, that raises a few eyebrows.


23 posted on 10/12/2022 6:43:46 PM PDT by glorgau
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To: UnwashedPeasant

Lordy how I love The Bee


24 posted on 10/12/2022 6:50:13 PM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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To: Lockbox
I think she is doing a Ronald Reagan, leave the Democratic Party, go for broadcasting and then run for President......

Yes. "President Lake" somehow sounds right.

25 posted on 10/12/2022 6:52:17 PM PDT by TChad (Progressives are in favor of removing healthy sex organs from children. Conservatives oppose this.)
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To: UnwashedPeasant; All

Pelosi is coyote ugly.


26 posted on 10/12/2022 6:55:12 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn’t common anymore.)
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To: UnwashedPeasant

Well, Pelosi was a beauty queen in her younger day - around 1867.


27 posted on 10/12/2022 6:56:05 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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To: UnwashedPeasant
With Tulsi Gabbard Out Of Democratic Party, Title Of Hottest Democrat Goes Back To Nancy Pelosi

πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”...she looks big mad.


28 posted on 10/12/2022 7:01:46 PM PDT by mac_truck (aide toi et dieu t'aidera )
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To: UnwashedPeasant

Looks can be deceiving . . . . https://www.reddit.com/r/WayOfTheBern/comments/rsf2pc/tulsi_gabbard_is_a_world_economic_forum_member/


29 posted on 10/12/2022 7:02:32 PM PDT by Maudeen (https://ThereIsHopeinJesus.com)
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To: Blue Highway

Just look at who she would be competing against. Democrats have some of the ugliest people on the planet. Compared to the rest of the field, Pelosi could very well slither into that top spot. Chucky too.


30 posted on 10/12/2022 7:03:51 PM PDT by dirtymac ( Now Is The Time For All Good Men To ComeTo The Aid Of Their Country! NOW) )
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To: Blue Highway

Ask her husband that question.


31 posted on 10/12/2022 7:10:44 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: Some Fat Guy in L.A.

I hear Andrew Jackson thought she was pretty hot when he was a young man.


32 posted on 10/12/2022 7:12:12 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: Leaning Right

As Rush used to say, she’s a young skull full of mush.


33 posted on 10/12/2022 7:13:04 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: SkyDancer

That pic makes me think of Indiana Jones and the last crusade, when Donovan drinks from the wrong grail, and grows old really fast.


34 posted on 10/12/2022 7:15:36 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: Blue Highway

Well, I’m mostly sober, inoperative, and otherwise non-fubctional but I kinda like her.


35 posted on 10/12/2022 7:15:46 PM PDT by mcshot (If we're the best of the bunch we're in trouble.)
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To: SkyDancer

pelosi is the mother of Groot?


36 posted on 10/12/2022 7:34:18 PM PDT by dynachrome (β€œWe cannot save Ukraine by dooming the US economy.” Rand Paul)
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To: dynachrome

No, from what I’ve heard from a good source, Diane Fienstine is Groot’s mother.


37 posted on 10/12/2022 8:09:59 PM PDT by Clarancebeaks
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To: Blue Highway
How drunk does anyone have to be to ever consider her hot?

In my wasted youth in the sixties I have been drunk in the extreme. I was crawling moaning puking drunk. I was never drunk enough to consider Nancy Polosi hot even when she was young. I must admit her image today does one cause to think about suicide. LOL

38 posted on 10/12/2022 8:38:41 PM PDT by cpdiii (cane cutter-deckhand-roughneck-oil field trash- drilling fluid tech-geologist-pilot- pharmacist)
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To: UnwashedPeasant

39 posted on 10/12/2022 8:47:25 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: UnwashedPeasant

Governor Gretchen Whitmer comes the closest to being attractive.


40 posted on 10/12/2022 10:38:46 PM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore (The world continues to be stuck in a "all leftist, all of the time" funk. BUNK THE FUNK!)
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