Posted on 10/12/2022 6:17:48 PM PDT by UnwashedPeasant
WASHINGTON, D.C. — 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard caused ripples in American politics Monday with the announcement that she is leaving the Democratic party. With this news, the title of hottest Democrat goes back to Nancy Pelosi.
Before Gabbard entered the political fray in 2002, Nancy Pelosi reigned as the best-looking Democrat for decades, causing heads to turn on both sides of the aisle. With the introduction of Tulsi Gabbard, who is thought by many to be the most beautiful politician in history, Pelosi's long-standing title was stripped away.
"Nancy Pelosi was always a close second in hotness to Tulsi Gabbard," said Senate Majority Leader and sexiest male Democrat by unanimous vote, Chuck Schumer. "Some of us believe Pelosi to be even hotter, but we never had the grassroots votes to get her to the top of the podium."
Not all agree that politicians should be judged and ranked by their looks alone. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, for instance, argued: "Some of us aren't blessed with jaw-dropping looks like Pelosi, but we make up for it with elephantine intelligence. That should count for something."
At publishing time, Democrats announced plans to celebrate the Speaker of the House's return to the top of the hot list with the 2023 Nancy Pelosi Commemorative Swimsuit Calendar.
No Pics, please.
How drunk does anyone have to be to ever consider her hot
>How drunk does anyone have to be to ever consider her hot
Depends.
Gabbard, coupla drinks.
Pelosi, the whole bottle.
Nancy’s not nearly as hot as she’s gonna be once the devil gets a hold of her.
Occasional Cortex’s “elephantine intelligence”
“Enh henh-henh! Ladies, pro tip: vodka floats work wonders! Henh-henh!” —Nanzi Legosi
I think she is doing a Ronald Reagan, leave the Democratic Party, go for broadcasting and then run for President......
(But thanks for the chuckle.)
Babylon Bee. I finally guessed correct.
Kari Lake has a big jump on her there.
I remember years ago listening to Rush while driving. He said something that was one of those days I had to pull over and stop my truck from laughing so hard.
He said that the best way to lower unintended pregnancies would be for the government to mandate that all hotels put a picture of Nancy Pelosi on their headboards. LOL
Yes. To turn the the other way!
Is that Pelosi, or did Thanos get a new hairdo?
You forgot the puke alert.
She ain’t bad for 82, how about a pictorial of her in her best naughty lingerie?????
That made me 😂.
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