"Hello, Ball!"
Posted on 10/10/2022 12:58:01 PM PDT by sodpoodle
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“There’s no such thing as an ‘old Joke’ if you’ve never heard it before.” - Groucho Marx.......................
Why are YOU on this thread?
"Hello, Ball!"
I always look at sodpoodle’s jokes!................😜
The last time someone hit into me, I hit it right back to him.
I do, too.
“...LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic...”
Playing a work league match, I had a shot over water about 160 yards to the green...As I was getting ready to hit, one of my opponents said “Why don’t you hit an old ball?”
I just looked back down, swung and hit my shot about 5 yards short into the water...I looked over to my opponent and said “I can’t keep any balls long enough for them to get old...”
😂 thanks for posting, sodpoodle,
The same opponent in my #10 post was getting ready to putt...
His partner was next to me and started saying something to me...
The putter backed away and said to us, “I’m so sorry that my putting is interfering with your talking...”
We both sheepishly apologized....
Thanks...
Watching Carlucci from my frequent foursome, what I learned is do not throw another club at the club already stuck in a tall tree. Yap, his 2nd club got stuck up there as well.
This same golfer, half Italian and hald pollack, had a temper. One time he missed a short chip, stubbing it. He got mad and hit his golf bag hard with the club. That broke the head off from the club shaft. Later on he pulls out another club from his shaft and it was bent from his hitting the golf bag.
But we had a great time playing every Sunday morning at Glen Eagles golf course in Chicago burbs, where we had reserved time at 7 am. It is a better class of public golf course and tee times were tough to get. Each 4 of us had to give the golf course $500 at beginning of season. They used that money for our green fees until used up. Any no show still had to pay the greens fee.
#25. The game is called golf because all the other four letter words were already in use.
From the words of Tin Cup...
“Well, you talk like a golfer.”
That is why I always wandered off into the rough to find balls I could afford to lose.
IMHO, the best golf humor book is:
Here's a link to buy it:
Official Exceptions to the Rules of Golf
Each exception is numbered, has a title and sub-title, and is described in detail. A couple of titles (sub-title):
Exception 1 Revisional Ball (Mulligan)
Exception 10 Agreement to re-tee (Mass Mulligan)
Exception 11 Expendable Ball (Going for it on Doglegs)
Exception 33 Unnecessary Rough (Free Kick)
Exception 35 Ball Hit Slightly Out-of-Bounds (Just a little over the line)
Exception 45 Experimental Shot (Blind Stab)
I found a really nice 2 iron stuck in the crotch of a tree. I assumed the owner got really mad at the club ( not his swing of course ). After a few years I returned it to the exact same tree.
Tin Cup was under appreciated. It should have won an Oscar.
I just watched recently. A young Phil Michaelson, along with several other pros, made cameo appearances.
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