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Russian Spy Awarded Presidential Medal Of Freedom For Being First Openly Transgender Traitor To Country
The Babylon Bee ^ | September 29, 2022

Posted on 09/29/2022 9:45:01 PM PDT by McGruff

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Army's first transgender officer Major Anna Gabrielian has been charged with conspiring to give secret information to Russia to aid them in their attack on Ukraine. As a result, Biden awarded Gabrielian with the Presidential Medal of Freedom for being the first-ever transgender traitor to America.

"We've had guys like Aaron Burr and Benedict Arnold — he's a great guy, by the way, I know his daughter — but we've never had a traitor who identified as transgender. This is historic!" said Biden to those in attendance at the White House ceremony. "It's not every day you get sold out to the Russians by a dude in a dress! How about that!"

Army officials admit they should have seen this coming when Gabrielian announced he felt like there were several more genders nested inside his body, one after the other, and that his pronouns were now "она/ей". "He was right under our noses this whole time and we didn't see it," said one intelligence officer. "It was a pretty ballsy move to do what he did."

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: hesheit; thatsaman; traitor; transgender

1 posted on 09/29/2022 9:45:01 PM PDT by McGruff
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To: McGruff

Exactly the kind of thing Joey would do.


2 posted on 09/29/2022 9:49:15 PM PDT by TBP (Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
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To: McGruff

And The Bee knocks another one totally out of the park!


3 posted on 09/29/2022 9:50:22 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: McGruff
Here's Lizzo, for those who don't know:


4 posted on 09/29/2022 9:56:44 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: dayglored
Oops, wrong thread, sorry about your eyes.

That was supposed to go with a different Bee article:

Biden Vows Next Hurricane To Hit US Will Be Named After A Woman Of Color

5 posted on 09/29/2022 9:59:29 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: McGruff

the next SecDef...


6 posted on 09/29/2022 10:01:34 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: McGruff

Jamie Lee Henry was the crossdresser—not Anna Gabrielian. Both were Putinistas, though, the crossdresser and the Armenian.


7 posted on 09/29/2022 10:01:52 PM PDT by familyop ("For they that sleep with dogs, shall rise with fleas" (John Webster, "The White Devil" 1612).)
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To: McGruff

MUTINY Milley is gonna cry.


8 posted on 09/29/2022 10:12:49 PM PDT by cuz1961 (USCGR Veteran )
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To: McGruff

Netflix drama coming soon...


9 posted on 09/29/2022 10:26:09 PM PDT by cranked
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To: McGruff

Congratulations Putinistas! You are now allies of the Trans community.


10 posted on 09/30/2022 3:32:00 AM PDT by Poison Pill
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To: McGruff

Seems trannys have mental problems initially and then are given command authority????Their mental problems never go away.


11 posted on 09/30/2022 4:33:31 AM PDT by chopperk
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To: McGruff

I swear, the world has gotten so crazed, it takes me a moment when I see a headline like this, to realize that—as yet—it hasn’t really happened.


12 posted on 09/30/2022 4:37:15 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: McGruff
What about this little turd burglar? At least a dishonorable mention is in order.


13 posted on 09/30/2022 5:22:44 AM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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