Posted on 09/29/2022 9:45:01 PM PDT by McGruff
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Army's first transgender officer Major Anna Gabrielian has been charged with conspiring to give secret information to Russia to aid them in their attack on Ukraine. As a result, Biden awarded Gabrielian with the Presidential Medal of Freedom for being the first-ever transgender traitor to America.
"We've had guys like Aaron Burr and Benedict Arnold — he's a great guy, by the way, I know his daughter — but we've never had a traitor who identified as transgender. This is historic!" said Biden to those in attendance at the White House ceremony. "It's not every day you get sold out to the Russians by a dude in a dress! How about that!"
Army officials admit they should have seen this coming when Gabrielian announced he felt like there were several more genders nested inside his body, one after the other, and that his pronouns were now "она/ей". "He was right under our noses this whole time and we didn't see it," said one intelligence officer. "It was a pretty ballsy move to do what he did."
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Exactly the kind of thing Joey would do.
And The Bee knocks another one totally out of the park!
That was supposed to go with a different Bee article:
Biden Vows Next Hurricane To Hit US Will Be Named After A Woman Of Color
the next SecDef...
Jamie Lee Henry was the crossdresser—not Anna Gabrielian. Both were Putinistas, though, the crossdresser and the Armenian.
MUTINY Milley is gonna cry.
Netflix drama coming soon...
Congratulations Putinistas! You are now allies of the Trans community.
Seems trannys have mental problems initially and then are given command authority????Their mental problems never go away.
I swear, the world has gotten so crazed, it takes me a moment when I see a headline like this, to realize that—as yet—it hasn’t really happened.
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