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Sounds reasonable.
In before sister and moose jokes.
The moose or the motorcycle?
wy69
Thailand?
Small moose to only yield 100 lbs of meat.
You know it’s the End Times when the Lamb kills and eats the Moose.
Lamb had a little moose?
Hmmm . . . Lamb takes out Moose.
He’s lucky to be alive........................
Absolutely, in our state you load it up and take it to game and fish. They will issue you a tag to legally possess the meat and chalk it up as road kill.
My neighbor hit a deer on his motorcycle awhile back. I drove by him afterwards - he was standing next to the parked bike - actually sitting on the seat - talking on his cell and waved Hi and smiled at me as I passed.
I saw him a couple of days later wearing a cast and found out he had hit the deer and broke his leg. Didn’t crash though.
Sarah Palin would approve
I am of the opinion that Moose is better in sausage than steak. Moose hide can be some tough leather if tanned properly.
Goes well with Squirrel.
I should think he damn-near “ate it” when he hit the damn thing!
Absolutely true story here... Funny now, but not at the time.
I was driving a little Plymouth Horizon Hatchback on Rt 15 from NY into Pennsylvania. Had just crossed the border into Pennsylvania when a big doe ran across the highway and a tractor trailer truck hit the deer.
It only hit the head, which spun the deer around and it lay on the edge of the road. It was dead. The only damage was to the deer’s head and it was bleeding from the mouth, so I tied two plastic grocery bags over the deer’s head so I didn’t get any blood in my car.
The doe was so big, it was all I could do to flop it into the open hatchback. I drove down to Williamsport and was on the bypass when I heard this loud snorting sound. I looked in the rear view mirror to see this plastic grocery bag bouncing off the ceiling. The deer was not dead, but only knocked out. It was trying to stand up in my little car and couldn’t as the ceiling was too low.
Scared the crap out of me.
I managed to knock it out again with a tire iron I had on the floor of the passenger seat in front, this time making sure it was dead. (Had changed a tire that morning and thankfully was too lazy to put it back in the garage)
When I got home I immediately butchered it, finding two fully developed fawns in it, ready to be delivered. That was why it was so heavy.
I now laugh every time I think of looking in the rear view mirror and seeing the plastic grocery bag bobbing around!
To: real saxophonist
Small moose to only yield 100 lbs of meat.
Probably only took the back strap.
“Moose makes motorcyclist eat it.”
Words are rubbery things.
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