Posted on 09/26/2022 4:55:57 AM PDT by MtnClimber
It’s clear the FBI has no interest in students threatening to shoot up schools (Nikolas Cruz), team doctors who assault underage gymnasts (Larry Nassar), or crackheads illegally possessing guns (Hunter Biden).
No, if you’re a criminal, a pervert, or a Democrat -- or some combination of the three -- the Feebs won’t be busting your door down at three in the morning and dragging you out into the street in your tighty whities.
The folks the Bureau’s been busting lately with great fanfare, and occasionally a CNN news crew in tow, are a different sort altogether: folks who vote Republican; Trump supporters; parents concerned about the crap taught in public schools; and Catholic abortion activists.
That’s who the rogue FBI wants to embarrass, take down, and ruin. So I’ve compiled a list of things you can do to limit the damage when the FBI eventually comes for you.
Protecting Your Front and Back Yards
When the Feebs go after enemies of the Deep State, they like to surround the house. It looks impressive on TV.
So, you’ll need two dogs on long chains, one in the front yard and one in the back. German shepherds are a good choice for deterrence, Shih Tsu’s are best if merely making a loud ruckus is what you’re after.
It goes without saying that bent cops are inherently cowards who want no part of big nasty dogs or even an ankle-biter. The FBI raiders parked in front of your home will either have to wait for animal control to show up -- giving you time to shower and put on a nice outfit for the perp-walk -- or the gutless Feebs will shoot your dogs, at the very least alerting you as to what’s happening.
Door Signs
There’s two ways you can go with door signs.
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
Having money in a bank, or valuables in a safe deposit box, is so 1950’s.
Folks with a clue haven’t done either for a long time...this raid is the reason.
That’s just the Tunnel Rat.
I’m thinking just a rat.
The best preperation is to consume a can oe even several cans of beans and molasses the day before. This will give you the opportunity to accumulate gaseous emissions which are sure to imprss the FBI who take you into custody.
You will find that all requests to go to the bathroom will be taken seriously and you will not be interrogated for too long , once your innocence is established and you season the air in the interrogation room with the delightful “odeur de liberte.”
Remember, fart in their general direction and DO NOT let on YOU did it.
“Can you come back in 10 min? I’ve got cookies in the oven”
FBI Whistleblower: The Enemy Within
https://rumble.com/v1lil91-fbi-whistleblower-the-enemy-within.html
In this exclusive interview, Turning Point USA sits down with former FBI Special Agent, John Guandolo. This crucial conversation sheds light on the undiscussed network of jihadists and communists that have worked together to undermine America at its root for decades. From 9/11, to the Las Vegas shooting, to January 6, the Mar-a-Lago raid, Ray Epps, and the NSA – John tells truths that American intelligence agencies have long sought to deprive every American citizen of.
For years, Americans have failed to realize that our greatest enemy has not been an ocean away. Our adversaries are HERE on American soil - present within our institutions - and advising those who are sworn to represent us throughout the highest levels of our federal government. The most important battle being waged today is taking place WITHIN our intelligence agencies. The tyranny running rampant throughout the federal government cannot persist against the truth, which makes this a message they DON’T want you to hear.
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