Ax-wielding madman runs amok in NYC McDonald’s — and nobody was lovin’ it

ny post ^ | 9/17/2022 | Larry Celona, Valentina Jaramillo and Dean Balsamini

[RummyChick]

It was a Big Mac attack!

An ax-wielding wingnut ran amok inside a Delancey Street McDonald’s, terrorizing patrons and causing thousands of dollars worth of property damage, officials said.

What started as a nothing burger — a 2:25 a.m. dispute between the suspect, Michael Palacios, 31, of the Bronx, and three other men — escalated into a rampage.

The three men smacked a smirking Palacios, who then is seen on video putting his right arm against his head before calmly walking over to his backpack, where he pulled out an axe and then threatened his combatants and frightened patrons.

[RummyChick]

the video is pretty funny. i think the guys beating on Axeman must have been gay.

[EvilCapitalist]

2:25am. Why on Earth are people eating McDonalds at 2:25am?

[metmom]

Those bullies ought to thank whatever god they serve that he didn’t use the axe on them.

[marktwain]

The axe man damaged property, but never hit anyone with the axe, it appears.

He was clearly assaulted, earlier.

[mikey_hates_everything]

The city that never sleeps. And is nuts due to sleep deprivation.

[Jim W N]

Another oppressed black victim of McDonalds entitled to demand his rights.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Why on Earth are people eating McDonalds at 2:25am?

Well you might axe. (Actually, it looked more like a hatchet.)

[Ken Regis]

He looks like an ultra MAGA Republican white supremacist insurrectionist to me.

Call the DOJ. Call the Jan 6 “select” Committee.

[EvilCapitalist]

At 2:25am I’m sawing wood.

[SauronOfMordor]

Much craziness happens when the bars close.

[EvilCapitalist]

See post 9 for what people should be doing at 2:25am.

[Salamander]

Never bring a bitch slap to an ax fight.

[End Times Sentinel]

i think the guys beating on Axeman must have been gay.

No doubt about it, definite mos. They're on the verge of turning into 6 homos.

[Beowulf9]

He should’ve axed a hot cup of coffee.

Then he could retire rich.

[RetiredTexasVet]

You would think that Comrade Mayor Adams would have instituted background, registration and licensing for an Axe. No one needs an axe when NYC finest are just hours away.

[dfwgator]

Did somebody alert Mayor McCheese?

[chief lee runamok]

The axeman had a quality estwing hatchet,
at that, showing good taste in tooling.

[Fai Mao]

In a Houston McDonalds if you pull an ax three other people pull pistols!

You go chop, chop and they go bang, bang!

[SaxxonWoods]

That toddlin’ town! Why are people eating hamburgers at 2:25AM?

Wait, they are probably musicians, bartenders and waitresses. I remember those days. There were no axes though.

[JennysCool]

Sometimes “Having it Your Way” requires wielding an axe.