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Martha's Vineyard Resident Calls Police To Report A Hispanic In The Neighborhood Not Operating A Leaf Blower
The Babylon Bee ^ | Sep 15, 2022

Posted on 09/16/2022 3:56:53 AM PDT by McGruff

MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA — Residents of upscale Martha's Vineyard are in a panic after several buses dropped off illegal immigrants from Florida this week. One terrified resident reportedly called the authorities after seeing Hispanic males outside her home, not even operating a leaf blower or any other kind of gardening equipment.

"Hello, is this 911? Yes, there are brown-looking Latinx people outside my 20,000-square-foot seaside home, and they aren't even carrying leaf blowers," said a terrified Mavis McWhite to the dispatcher. "They aren't even holding so much as a rake. They're up to no good. I'm scared! Please send help!"

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To: Jewbacca

Yea, even the media covers for them. F’ing hypocrites.


21 posted on 09/16/2022 6:46:52 AM PDT by stevio
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To: mewzilla
There are a lot of illegals on Cape Cod.

They cut grass and do roofing.

22 posted on 09/16/2022 6:48:04 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: McGruff

Hilarious!


23 posted on 09/16/2022 6:54:11 AM PDT by popdonnelly (All the enormous crimes in history have been committed by governments.)
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To: Jewbacca

Disgusting conduct by the residents. Perhaps prejudice is why they don’t want the “migrants” there.


24 posted on 09/16/2022 6:58:20 AM PDT by popdonnelly (All the enormous crimes in history have been committed by governments.)
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To: McGruff

25 posted on 09/16/2022 7:33:11 AM PDT by New Perspective (As Leonard Cohen said once in an interview, “You won’t like what comes after America”)
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To: McGruff

Da Bee puts another one in the 10-ring.


26 posted on 09/16/2022 7:42:57 AM PDT by Roadrunner383 (;)
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To: McGruff

The price of voting Biden is high huh honey.


27 posted on 09/16/2022 8:10:17 AM PDT by Vaduz ( )
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To: RoosterRedux

Chabad had (and still has, I think) a seasonal shul in Nantucket.

I only went there a handful of times, but the Nantucket people were snotty, but much more chill. They mainly liked to smoke a lot of pot.

So much so, we had to get a rabbinical opinion if pot was kosher. (It is, if it is not used in violation of civil law, as any violation of civil law is (generally speaking) forbidden. (Lighting a new joint was OK if the fire was existing — eg a candle kindled before Shabbos).

They actually had a whole group of reform kids who became orthodox, at least for the summer. Their parents thought we brought their kids into a cult.

Lots of fishing and learning Torah.


28 posted on 09/16/2022 8:35:25 AM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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