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I won't jump to conclusions here
1 posted on 09/14/2022 9:29:42 AM PDT by xp38
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Darwin Award candidate.


2 posted on 09/14/2022 9:30:48 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (I miss Jimmy Carter. Never thought I would say that but Joe Biden is much worse than Jimmuh,)
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I won't jump to conclusions here

Hop to it, then.

3 posted on 09/14/2022 9:31:14 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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He forgot to tie his kangaroo down.


4 posted on 09/14/2022 9:31:15 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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Sounds like kangaroos shouldn’t have pets. /s


5 posted on 09/14/2022 9:31:47 AM PDT by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
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“A 77-year-old man ...”

Silly boomer


6 posted on 09/14/2022 9:32:02 AM PDT by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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7 posted on 09/14/2022 9:32:34 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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I hope they tanned his hide when he died, Clyde.


8 posted on 09/14/2022 9:33:15 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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Kangaroo-

0-losses
1-KO


9 posted on 09/14/2022 9:33:51 AM PDT by albie
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This same thing happened to me once in an earlier life… so there’s that


10 posted on 09/14/2022 9:34:39 AM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (Fraud vitiates everything. )
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Hi.

Marsupials are not to be trusted

Just like politicians.

They will punch you in the face and kick you in the ass.

Do kangaroos have a season and bag limit?

5.56mm


12 posted on 09/14/2022 9:38:23 AM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho got to go.)
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This is akin to people living in Florida who think they can have pet alligators or pet pythons; they are great until they eat you.


14 posted on 09/14/2022 9:39:25 AM PDT by srmanuel (C)
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He won’t be the last one to be killed by a ‘pet.’


15 posted on 09/14/2022 9:40:14 AM PDT by iontheball
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Failed to tie his Kangaroo down, sport.


16 posted on 09/14/2022 9:40:31 AM PDT by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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Never a good idea to keep a wild animal as a pet. Even if you have it from the moment it’s born, it’ll never have the generations of domestication that true housepets have. You never know when those wild instincts will kick in, and most of us aren’t capable of fighting off or escaping an angry wild animal bigger than a chihuahua without taking some significant damage.


17 posted on 09/14/2022 9:41:33 AM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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Was the kangaroo vaccinated? I thought I’de be the first to ask.


18 posted on 09/14/2022 9:42:11 AM PDT by Babba Gi
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(Sigh)

Here we go again with the Oz jokes.

Man killed by own Kangaroo is no joke, really sad.


19 posted on 09/14/2022 9:42:52 AM PDT by Candor7 (ObamaFascism:https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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Should have tied his kangaroo down(sport)?


23 posted on 09/14/2022 9:46:31 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
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Kangaroo versus pit bull. Who wins?


24 posted on 09/14/2022 9:48:28 AM PDT by alternatives? (The only reason to have an army is to defend your borders.)
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I find those full sized, adult kangaroos disturbing to be near. If I was raised in Australia I might feel differently.
Kangaroos look like giant, jumping Rats who are focused solely on their survival. They’re very smart, but with a primative mind.
I’ve heard of cases where someone’s dog began chasing a ‘Roo near a stream, only to have the Roo grab the dog’s head and try to drown the dog in that stream.


27 posted on 09/14/2022 9:51:00 AM PDT by lee martell ( )
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He wasn’t bitten to death. That’s for sure.


28 posted on 09/14/2022 9:54:51 AM PDT by Track9 (You are far too inquisitive not to be seduced…)
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