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1 posted on 09/04/2022 8:34:12 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

Yeah, I think we did this one. Sad story. Stupid kid.


2 posted on 09/04/2022 8:36:20 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: Morgana

Don’t know if my contempt should be directed at the kid,his mother or his father (although I’d wager there’s no father in the picture).


3 posted on 09/04/2022 8:36:27 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Covid Is All About Mail In Ballots)
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Working on that Darwin award apparently. I’m going to say he’s in the top 10.


4 posted on 09/04/2022 8:36:34 PM PDT by Qwapisking ("IF the Second goes first the First goes econd" LStar)
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To: Morgana

Darwin awards special prizes regardless of age.


5 posted on 09/04/2022 8:37:31 PM PDT by max americana (Fired leftards at work since 2008 at every election just to see them cry. I hate them all.)
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To: Morgana

If he wasn’t right handed, he is now.
Stupid foolishness.


8 posted on 09/04/2022 8:41:37 PM PDT by Jonty30 (Some men want to watch the world burn. It is they that want you to buy an electric car.)
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Stupid should hurt.


9 posted on 09/04/2022 8:46:28 PM PDT by sasquatch
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His left arm was severed by a moving R train.

I got served by a one armed waiter the other day

You have to hand it to him

I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.

It's shift work.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Saw a one armed man shopping in a second hand store.

I told him, you’re not going to find what you’re looking for.


11 posted on 09/04/2022 8:50:21 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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Well, let’s give him a big hand.


12 posted on 09/04/2022 8:51:50 PM PDT by Bullish (Rot'sa Ruck America. )
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A dude fell asleep on the tracks around here last week. The train severed his leg and he bled to death.


17 posted on 09/04/2022 9:00:00 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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They just don't understand the meaning of life.

So, telling them the answer is "42" wouldn't help, I suppose.

19 posted on 09/04/2022 9:00:45 PM PDT by Ratman0823 ("Failure is not an option"... Unless you are a RINO!)
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Where’s a photo of the severed arm ? That what needs to be on social media. Will get a lot of likes I bet.


20 posted on 09/04/2022 9:00:55 PM PDT by libh8er
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I wonder what tattoos the kid had on that arm that got chopped off.


22 posted on 09/04/2022 9:07:41 PM PDT by Honest Nigerian
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Some things never change. I remember reading this Popular Science article in November 1962 when I was 11 years old and being so impressed with the surgery to reattach an arm. Everett Knowles was 12 years old when this happened. It taught me all I needed to know about "surfing" on trains. The amazing surgery was performed at Massachusetts General Hospital.

Full story is on page 71 of The Boy Who Lost His Arm -- and Got It Back.

A Wired Magazine update in 2011: "A year after the surgery Knowles' arm and fingers were sensitive to heat, cold and touch, and he could move his fingers and bend his wrist. He could also play first base – but only with his one good hand. The year after that, he was playing tennis and baseball. After four years of recovery, Knowles had the same use of his right arm and hand as a natural lefty. He eventually drove a six-wheel truck and lifted sides of beef at his job."


23 posted on 09/04/2022 9:08:21 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom ("A Conservative is an Ultra-MAGA, Semi-Fascist, Enemy-of-the-State, Deplorable Clinger")
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lets all hope it was a learning experience...


24 posted on 09/04/2022 9:18:13 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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"A lot of people are being more daredevil. I don't get it, but what can we do?" one person said.

Some even survive into adulthood. Many don't.

One would surmise it cleans out the gene pool, but another bunch of idiots come along in the next generation.


25 posted on 09/04/2022 9:18:41 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: Morgana

Tis but a scratch!


26 posted on 09/04/2022 9:21:01 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Morgana

Is this another one or the same one from a week or so ago?


27 posted on 09/04/2022 9:40:55 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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Sooo… how does one subway surf?


28 posted on 09/04/2022 9:48:50 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn’t common anymore.)
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Soon kids in Chiraq will be surfing the “L” trains.


29 posted on 09/04/2022 9:51:44 PM PDT by Thunder90 (All posts soley represent my own opinion.)
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Who’s doing it?

Questions that require answers.


31 posted on 09/04/2022 10:12:03 PM PDT by wastedyears (The left would kill every single one of us and our families if they knew they could get away with it)
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