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Biden Rejected From Austrian Art School
The Babylon Bee ^
| September 2, 2022
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 09/03/2022 1:47:50 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
VIENNA — Joe Biden was rejected from the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts Friday after failing his second entrance exam. Professor Alois Delug said Biden's art was a mimicry of other, more successful works. "He has a talent for mimicry, I'll give him that. Not sure why he didn't make a go at still life. Still life painters just sit and copy whatever they're staring at. It would've been a natural fit for him, I think. Instead, he kept trying to pass off imitations of Thomas Kinkade as his own." Delug shook his head sadly. "And I like Thomas Kinkade!" In light of the two entrance exam failures, the school's rector has noted that Biden should not be considered for enrollment in the future. "He doesn't even draw heads on people. It's weird." The school did note that they are confident Biden will go on to do big things.
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TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; History; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: austria; biden; fjb; hitler; humor; pedohitler; rejections; satire; shortbusjoestartsww3; speech; vienna
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To: dfwgator
Hillary, has something similarly.
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09/03/2022 3:35:56 PM PDT
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ToxicMasculinity
("Free country"? Good morning, Rip.)
To: Neverlift
He gets paid an awful lot for them, so they must be good.
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posted on
09/03/2022 3:47:27 PM PDT
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ToxicMasculinity
("Free country"? Good morning, Rip.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Thomas Kinkade does a fantastic job with "light" in his pairings...both natural and artificial. Kinkade could really have fun with the Dark Brandon Rising theme from the other night's speech.
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posted on
09/03/2022 5:46:37 PM PDT
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moovova
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Heard he is going to sign a non aggression pack with Putin.
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posted on
09/03/2022 5:57:41 PM PDT
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mware
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Oh ,NO!!! What could Happen??
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posted on
09/03/2022 8:27:32 PM PDT
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mfish13
(Elections have Consequences.)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
09/03/2022 8:27:54 PM PDT
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mfish13
(Elections have Consequences.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
So lame. Be really stretching.
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09/03/2022 9:21:38 PM PDT
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MotorCityBuck
( Keep the change, you filthy animal! )
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