Posted on 08/17/2022 8:40:29 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
This week, Boston Children's Hospital made history by throwing the first child off the roof based on the child's "felt need to have their birdhood affirmed." The child is now back in treatment in Boston Children's Hospital for broken bones, but the hospital is standing by its decision to fling the child off the roof to affirm their right to flight.
"Common questions from parents include: ‘Are you sure we should let little Johnny try to fly?' or ‘Could we try from a lower jump point before committing to the 2nd story?' or ‘Where are you taking my child??'" A promotional video posted by Boston Children's Hospital this week features a mild-mannered doctor describing the "species-affirming care" children can receive. "We always give parents the same answer: always affirm your child's felt needs, never correct or counsel them. If they want to fly, don't take their wings!"
Boston Children's Hospital has released several videos with doctors elaborating on the mostly-natural procedures to affirm flight in children, explaining the hospital's careful attention to sufficient height in the buildings they throw the children off, so that flight-attracted children can fully commit to their new lifestyles.
At publishing time, Boston Children's Hospital had expanded its trauma care wing to handle the influx of children with broken legs, spines, and tailbones. Some parents have protested that they were not made fully aware of the potentially irreversible harm of throwing their children off roofs, but these parents have been tagged as "potential threats" by the FBI.
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Book 'em, Wray!
Headlines got me. Was trying to figure out who,and why it happened, then I saw it was the bee lol
This is Boston, so I did not immediately assume it was a Babylon Bee story.
The Babylon Bee strikes again!
Dims must claim to be a Bee because their weird policies sound too much like satire.
YES on this story!
This is where the madness is going.
Thinking you are bird is every bit as stupid as thinking you are a different gender .
Video posted on Odysee HERE.
Why this B. Is totally ignoring is the subsequent emotional trauma that will often follow:
Loss of sexual desire/ability
Physical problems such as in M to F issues with incontinence
Mutilation/scarring
Change of heart—-inability to reverse the op.
Same here. The BB has been having a hard time keeping up with the actual daily absurdities.
Cleverly apt. Since the Left tediously puts “fact check” articles out attacking the Bee on a regular basis, I would love for them to explain the difference in cultivating gender delusions in children and encouraging genital mutilation, versus cultivating animal fantasies like this. What’s the difference? I doubt they can coherently explain/defend themselves.
Thank goodness it’s the Bee! 😅
You never know anymore these days, with all the nutters running loose out there.
Stupidity exposed by its absurd logical ends.
I always fall for Babylon Bee.
Too believable in this crazy world run by Communists.
Dam knew it was high but crazy high.
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