Posted on 08/17/2022 6:31:30 AM PDT by sodpoodle
After being married for 30 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for just a moment and said, “You’re an alphabet wife…..A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K.” The wife then asks, “What does that mean?” He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Georgeous, and Hot.” She smiled happily and said, “Oh that’s so lovely but what about I,J,K?” He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”
Lol may he RIP.
I can say all that to my wife of almost 50 years - but no IJK on the end.......
When are visiting hours?
*wink*
Love ya Sod....Hope all is well....Sac
And the moral of the story is: Never get married.
What happened after that?
... and that’s when the fight started.
I was thinking more along the lines of viewing hours.
I want my 10 secnds back
During our forty-three years of wedded bliss, my wife’s sense of humor has improved dramatically—she admits it and says it’s in self-defense. I say, the more you are around me, the more you smile.
Do not attempt this at home!
Describes my wife to the letter - except for the “IJK”.
She is the only woman I know who looks better and is in better physical shape at 54 than in her late teens/early twenties when we met in college. And that’s after 3 children!
When I show people a picture of her with my 3 20-something
daughters, people think I’m a single dad with 4 girls. She literally turns heads wherever we go.
Best part is she has a heart as beautiful as she is. She loves the Lord and it radiates from her person. I am a blessed man.
You’re a lucky and blessed man!
Congratulations! May you both live long and prosper.
LOL!
That’s better than mine!
I truly believe no man on earth has been more blessed than I with my wonderful wife, 5 sons and 3 daughters, 5 grandchildren......spiritually, mentally, and physically.
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