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Armless Florida man accused of stabbing tourist
News 4 San Antonio ^
| 8/16/2022
| Khalid Laws
Posted on 08/16/2022 7:00:26 PM PDT by simpson96
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posted on
08/16/2022 7:00:26 PM PDT
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simpson96
To: simpson96
The armless guy “fled on foot.” What a surprise.
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posted on
08/16/2022 7:02:50 PM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you and heaven accept you”)
To: simpson96
Crenshaw is now being held in jail on $7,500 bond.Did they disarm him?
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posted on
08/16/2022 7:03:02 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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There's a joke in there, but his is a family place.
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posted on
08/16/2022 7:03:29 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: simpson96
He’s footed and dangerous.
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posted on
08/16/2022 7:03:34 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: simpson96
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posted on
08/16/2022 7:03:49 PM PDT
by
Bigbrown
To: simpson96
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posted on
08/16/2022 7:04:21 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
To: simpson96
If the perp has no arms, how did the police disarm him?
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posted on
08/16/2022 7:04:25 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(81 million votes my ass.)
To: simpson96
“ It wasn’t me, I was unarmed!”
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posted on
08/16/2022 7:04:52 PM PDT
by
Bigbrown
To: simpson96
Hey, if he’d wanted to be stabbed, he could have saved the trip and stayed in Chicago.
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posted on
08/16/2022 7:04:59 PM PDT
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SunkenCiv
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To: simpson96
Florida Man, Florida Man
Stabbing people with his feet, whenever he can . . .
To: simpson96
I remember Richard Pryor had an act where he stated that in Iran or some Muslim country when you committed a crime they cut off a body part. Then he joked, standing on one leg with arms behind is back, “I’m the baddest mother in Iran”.
This must be that guy.
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posted on
08/16/2022 7:11:25 PM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: simpson96
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posted on
08/16/2022 7:12:04 PM PDT
by
Flatus I. Maximus
(If Black Lives Matter, why do Black people keep shooting each other?)
To: simpson96
"...Coronado was asking Crenshaw for directions when the man suddenly attacked him..." Probably should've found a better way of asking than... "Hey, can you give me a hand with some directions?"
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posted on
08/16/2022 7:15:14 PM PDT
by
moovova
To: simpson96
Florida Man is awe-inspiring. Is there anything he can’t do?
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posted on
08/16/2022 7:19:06 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(The road to tyranny is paved with compliance )
To: simpson96
I’m curious about the arrest report... Did they handcuff his feet?
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posted on
08/16/2022 7:26:15 PM PDT
by
DocRock
To: simpson96
Did the cops foot cuff him?
To: simpson96
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posted on
08/16/2022 7:28:40 PM PDT
by
daler
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