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Sources Allege Trump Stole Plans Revealing White House’s Thermal Exhaust Port
Babylon Bee ^
Posted on 08/15/2022 10:24:08 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe
MAR-A-LAGO — Anonymous sources are alleging that among the documents confiscated from Trump's residence were the top secret plans to the White House. These plans are said to reveal the building's only weakness: a thermal exhaust port only 2 meters wide.
"It's impossible to overstate just how close we came to losing our fully armed and operational Washington D.C.," said FBI Director Wray. "A direct hit from an AR-15 on the thermal exhaust port on the southeast corner of the White House roof would set off a chain reaction that would destroy the entire District of Columbia."
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May the Force be with you.....
To: Tench_Coxe
OK, this one hit my funny bone and I busted out laughing.
Long Live the Babylon Bee!
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posted on
08/15/2022 10:26:48 AM PDT
by
Lurkinanloomin
( (Natural born citizens are born here of citizen parents)(Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
To: Tench_Coxe
Thanks for saying that publically.
What an idiot
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posted on
08/15/2022 10:27:01 AM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
08/15/2022 10:27:02 AM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
08/15/2022 10:27:40 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: Tench_Coxe
Hunter Biden is blowing his bong hits out that exhaust port.
Shhhhh! Top Secret stuff! (according to highly placed, anonymous sources)
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posted on
08/15/2022 10:27:58 AM PDT
by
airborne
(Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! R)
To: Tench_Coxe
OMG! That Bee article made me laugh louder than Pookie’s toons!
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posted on
08/15/2022 10:28:58 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Tench_Coxe
LOL, hello!
Dumbass liberals just revealed the super duper Top Secret secret!
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posted on
08/15/2022 10:29:35 AM PDT
by
Chgogal
(Uncle Brandon wants your money.)
To: Tench_Coxe
I like Pence’s Homeland Security bimbo who is now out there accusing President Trump of reading classified documents in the ladie’s restroom. Maybe she’s working on a book. All the really absurd stuff has already been written about by the Trump-haters so it’s getting tough to think crap up.
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posted on
08/15/2022 10:29:36 AM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(The House is supposed to represent the people, not the friggin' Federal government. )
To: Tench_Coxe
"A direct hit from an AR-15 on the thermal exhaust port on the southeast corner of the White House roof would set off a chain reaction that would destroy the entire District of Columbia." Fascinating ... was that information stored in a round-topped garbage can on wheels?
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posted on
08/15/2022 10:29:52 AM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: Chgogal
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posted on
08/15/2022 10:30:16 AM PDT
by
Chgogal
(Uncle Brandon wants your money.)
To: Tench_Coxe
"A direct hit from an AR-15 on the thermal exhaust port on the southeast corner of the White House roof would set off a chain reaction that would destroy the entire District of Columbia." Do it.
I mean, a lot of patriots died getting this information, so, it must succeed.
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posted on
08/15/2022 10:32:14 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Great minds drink alike...me and my baby havin' a hell of a night. - - BB King)
To: Tench_Coxe
To: Tench_Coxe
Even worse than when Trump was sending the nuclear launch codes to The Proud Boys over Truth Social.
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posted on
08/15/2022 10:33:00 AM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
I heard Baron was shooting womprats in beggars canyon
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posted on
08/15/2022 10:35:48 AM PDT
by
dsrtsage
( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
To: Tench_Coxe
Sure this may seem funny now, but wait until later when a bikini clad Melania is chained to Jerrold Nadler.
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posted on
08/15/2022 10:37:48 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(If Hitler invaded Hell, I would make at least a favourable reference of the Devil...-Churchill)
To: Tench_Coxe
The FBI and DOJ will raid the Babylon Bee and find something - anything - to pin on the writers. They are not amused.
FLASH The FBI's being renamed the Lavrentiy Beria Society of Political Thugs.
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posted on
08/15/2022 10:39:41 AM PDT
by
GOPJ
(The FBI has been getting more brazen about its political thuggery this last year - Mark Steyn )
To: KarlInOhio
Sure this may seem funny now, but wait until later when a bikini clad Melania is chained to Jerrold Nadler.Hell no. You didn't go there. No way...
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posted on
08/15/2022 10:40:32 AM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
To: Tench_Coxe
“”Just think — Washington D.C. could have been destroyed!” said Director Wray. “The FBI just saved Washington D.C.!” Reports confirmed that FBI approval plunged another 12 points after Wray’s statement.
At publishing time, sources confirmed that Trump also had possession of the One Ring, which is now being safely returned to the nation’s capital.”
LOLOLOLOL!
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
08/15/2022 10:55:17 AM PDT
by
Bratch
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