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Stephen King Estate Reveals He Died Years Ago And His Twitter Account Is Being Run By A Mentally Ill, Glue-Sniffing Parrot With Tourette's
The Babylon Bee ^ | August 12, 2022 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/13/2022 2:19:26 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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1 posted on 08/13/2022 2:19:26 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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ROTFL! Oh man....


2 posted on 08/13/2022 2:20:21 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The House is supposed to represent the people, not the friggin' Federal government. )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Just for a second, I was taken in.


3 posted on 08/13/2022 2:25:10 PM PDT by Jonty30 (Some men want to watch the world burn. It is they that want you to buy an electric car.)
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Just for a second, I was taken in.

It does, in fact, make perfect sense. RIP ya S King basta.


4 posted on 08/13/2022 2:27:20 PM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable STILL)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Years ago I used to enjoy his books not knowing anything about his lunatic lib views until he took an open shot at W Bush in one......that was the last dollar that jackass ever made off of me.

Switched to Dean Koontz and never looked back.

I think when that van ran over king it gave him dain bramage.


5 posted on 08/13/2022 2:28:06 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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Could make for an interesting lawsuit.


6 posted on 08/13/2022 2:28:26 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Half wit honey badger with dyslexia!! ROFL


7 posted on 08/13/2022 2:31:46 PM PDT by gunsmithkat (There is no such thing as Too Many Guns)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Gotta love the Bee. Their satire is the best!


8 posted on 08/13/2022 2:32:48 PM PDT by upchuck (The longer I remain unjabbed with the clot-shot, the more evidence I see supporting my decision.)
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Comparing Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining to King’s “true to the book” version of the film adequately describes my problem with Steven King.

Way overrated. He has written a few good books and thats it.


9 posted on 08/13/2022 2:36:43 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“His Twitter Account Is Being Run By A Mentally Ill, Glue-Sniffing Parrot With Tourette’s”

that’s complete BS: his twitter account is being run by a Mentally Ill, Glue-Sniffing Parrot With Tourette’s that knows how to use a word processor ...


10 posted on 08/13/2022 2:39:13 PM PDT by catnipman (In a post-covid world, ALL "science" is now political science: stolen elections have consequences)
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The book is almost always better than the movie...and like alot of writers and musicians the older stuff is also almost always better.


11 posted on 08/13/2022 2:41:42 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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"Years ago I used to enjoy his books not knowing anything about his lunatic lib views...

His, "On Writing," is an excellent guide for aspiring writers and is interspersed with autobiographical snippets about different events relevant to his inspiration, dealings with publishers, etc.

I always found it odd that even though he's a looney radical leftist, his protagonists often exhibit pretty conservative/libertarian thoughts and actions.

The whole Dark Tower/Gunslinger series is replete with warnings and admonitions to a world that, "forgot the face of their fathers," i.e. disconnected from their history and traditions. One of the characters in, "Cell," (King's early post-Katrina work) virtually makes the case for the Second Amendment.

In, "On Writing," he says when he writes he goes into a zone and the story plays like a movie in this mind and he doesn't so much create as he records.

12 posted on 08/13/2022 2:47:24 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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The book is almost always better than the movie...and like alot of writers and musicians the older stuff is also almost always better.

True. Some writers reach a peak, then their work fades. One writer I can think of like that is Tom Wolfe. He hit his peak with books like Right Stuff and Bonfire of the Vanities, then his later books began to feel a bit repetitious. Not bad, by any means, but just not as fresh.


13 posted on 08/13/2022 2:50:16 PM PDT by Flick Lives (FJB and the corrupt FBI)
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Suing the Bee ... would probably fail and he would look worse publicly than Meritless Garland or Potato Head Wray wearing Melania”s dresses.


14 posted on 08/13/2022 2:50:58 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Biden not only suffers fools and criminals, he appoints them to positions of responsibility. )
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I think when that van ran over king it gave him dain bramage.

He was already brain-damaged. The van incident just removed his filter.

15 posted on 08/13/2022 2:51:44 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I live about ten minutes away from his place in Bangor. When he’s here, and not at his place in Florida, he can often be seen driving around town (yes, it’s that small). Once, a few years ago, I encountered him at an intersection driving what can only be described as a small “deuce and a half”, and wearing what can only be described as something straight out of Che Guavara’s, or Castro’s closet. He saw me laughing at him as he glared, and turned the corner in front of me until I flipped him off with a big grin, and a wink. ;)


16 posted on 08/13/2022 2:55:53 PM PDT by Salty Longshanks
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The title is everything you need.


17 posted on 08/13/2022 2:58:49 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (The only way to secure your own future is to create it yourself.)
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Lordy how I love The Bee


18 posted on 08/13/2022 3:04:46 PM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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This must have been the same macaw that flicked off all the W keys from the White House computers back in Jan 2001. Wasn’t it the Clinton Newsprint or Cracker Czar back then?


19 posted on 08/13/2022 3:16:34 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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Robert McCammon is another good author in that line.

I never especially liked King because he was unrelentingly depressing. Oh, and he hated people like me as a group. That also tends to rub me the wrong way.

20 posted on 08/13/2022 3:21:06 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The nation of france was named after a hedgehog... The hedgehog's name was Kevin... Don't ask)
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