[cicero2k]

Never be commercial. We have cheap fossil fuels (nat gas), cheap storage (battery, CO2 bladders), cheap solar and wind collection.

[Captainpaintball]

Immediately ban any Chinese people from accessing the area within a 5 mile radius.

[If You Want It Fixed - Fix It]

Hope that had a truly diverse team headed by antiracists, or tgey better undiscover and like PRONTO!

DID I just appropriate?

[griffin]

PHOOF!

And just like that!

Our solar system has two suns, 93,000,000 miles apart.

[lefty-lie-spy]

This feels so chet99-y…
How many pitbulls and how much steam? /sarc

[Recompennation]

I con- jecture
That con-fusion
Is all that emanates
From commiefornia

[ETCM]

Once fusion energy becomes a real possibility, I predict “scientists” will declare some fusion byproduct to be the “new Co2”. Maybe fusion created helium. Regardless, it must be reduced, taxed and regulated to ensure energy is too expensive for the masses. It was never about the Co2.

[Huskrrrr]

A Nanosecond. The time it takes for the guy behind me to honk after the light turns green.

[algore]

This happened more than a year ago.

Randomly at the same time someone left a cat in a box on my porch.

It is polydactyl and always tries to write stuff on my white board.

Sometimes it looks like maths, but even I know that if cats could do maths they would never.

[piasa]

Oh wow, I was all excited ...and then I realized this is Newsweek.

[PLMerite]

Great. A whole new way for the idiots to start wildfires.

[Paal Gulli]

"Researchers at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory's (LLNL's) National Ignition Facility (NIF) recorded the first case of ignition on August 8, 2021,...

Well, I know that's bogus* because "Ivy Mike" (November first, 1952) most assuredly was a "case of [fusion] ignition."

* ... because the word "controlled" appears nowhere in the article.

[Conan the Librarian]

I want my fusion Micropile that Asimov promised 70 some years ago.

[MrLucky1966]

Yeah, right, they have been saying this about atomic fusion since the 1940's and 1950's where it is "just around the corner" for the optimists out there or at least "30 years away" for the less optimistic crowd. I know it will happen "one day" but I think "one day" is far, far in the future. I remember many Usenet debate about fusion in the 1990's and one poster by the name, Bob Kolker, said, "it is always 30 years away" and thus "Kolker's Law on Fusion" was born.

The who knows, maybe there is a conspiracy to hide real atomic fusion, but I have my doubts until there is proof.

[mikey_hates_everything]

Just around the corner…

[BiteYourSelf]

Ignition is nothing, It’s sustained fusion that is significant.🤔