Posted on 08/11/2022 11:46:58 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
PALM BEACH, FL — Federal agents left empty-handed following a raid on Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate. Sources say Trump cleverly hid his cache of classified documents in plain sight by labeling them "Epstein's Client List."
"Hmm. Nothing to see here!" said Special Agent Cornelius Weatherdowel as he took note of the label on the suspicious-looking cache of files. "Almost thought these might be highly incriminating but I guess it's nothing!"
"In fact, I don't see anything. What files?"
Agents shouted that the room was clear and promptly evacuated the building.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Or “Hunter Biden’s Laptop”
Or Hillary Clitons [fill in the black] (ex: email server, smashed cell phones, FBI files, etc.)
Funny, but hard to laugh. These Criminals and traitors need a rope.
Oh Gawd. That’s our Trump! Diabolical scoundrel. Go DJT go!
The bee is probably close to the truth
Files? What files? I done got no files. I done gotta show you stinking files!!!
Hilarious !
Certain aspects are historically and justifiably hardly satire.
LOL
In all reality, the authors of the Constitution would have righteously identified all involved as guilty of treason, and hung or shot every last one lawfully.
Today however, we are a largely immoral society, compromising, then embracing the next perversion of evil, from one generation to the next.
Even most conservatives today are willfully blind, will equivocate, and compromise with various levels of immorality, if for nothing else, to grant themselves a false sense of normalization of everything.
ROTF! The Bee as always, is awesome.
Perfect! I love BB! They’re so clever!
Babylon Bee is joking, but I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they really are looking for that list.
Trump should have saved the documents on Hunter’s laptop if there was any storage space left. The FIB would never look there.
The Bee is stunningly brilliant !
Perhaps a recently received letter from Ghislaine Maxwell naming names? She is no doubt wishing for a pardon, and Trump is likely the next elected President.
Many a truth is said in jest?
Well, if Agent Weatherdowel says so I gotta go with it. He’s the guy who ran the Hillary Clinton email server investigation, after all.
It worked for Rudy.
Like hiding a welfare check from a BLM/Antifa’s under their work boots. They would never find it there.
(If they even have work boots...)
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