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4D Chess: Trump Saves His Cache Of Classified Documents From FBI Confiscation By Labeling Them 'Epstein’s Client List'
Babylon Bee ^
| Aug 10, 2022
| BabylonBee.com
Posted on 08/11/2022 11:46:58 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
PALM BEACH, FL — Federal agents left empty-handed following a raid on Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate. Sources say Trump cleverly hid his cache of classified documents in plain sight by labeling them "Epstein's Client List."
"Hmm. Nothing to see here!" said Special Agent Cornelius Weatherdowel as he took note of the label on the suspicious-looking cache of files. "Almost thought these might be highly incriminating but I guess it's nothing!"
"In fact, I don't see anything. What files?"
Agents shouted that the room was clear and promptly evacuated the building.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; creepstate; deepstate; documents; fbi; policestate; singlepartystate; trump
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To: Silentgypsy
Or “Hunter Biden’s Laptop”
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posted on
08/11/2022 11:50:13 AM PDT
by
euram
To: euram
Or Hillary Clitons [fill in the black] (ex: email server, smashed cell phones, FBI files, etc.)
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posted on
08/11/2022 11:54:41 AM PDT
by
z3n
(Kakistocracy)
To: Silentgypsy
Funny, but hard to laugh. These Criminals and traitors need a rope.
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posted on
08/11/2022 11:55:02 AM PDT
by
FatherofFive
(We support Trump. Not the GOP)
To: Silentgypsy
Oh Gawd. That’s our Trump! Diabolical scoundrel. Go DJT go!
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posted on
08/11/2022 11:56:26 AM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(Let’s go Brandon!)
To: BigEdLB
The bee is probably close to the truth
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posted on
08/11/2022 11:57:00 AM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(Let’s go Brandon!)
To: Silentgypsy
Files? What files? I done got no files. I done gotta show you stinking files!!!
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posted on
08/11/2022 11:58:06 AM PDT
by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: Silentgypsy
Hilarious !
Certain aspects are historically and justifiably hardly satire.
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posted on
08/11/2022 11:58:28 AM PDT
by
patriotfury
((May the fleas of a thousand camels occupy mo' ham mads tents!) )
To: Silentgypsy
To: FatherofFive
In all reality, the authors of the Constitution would have righteously identified all involved as guilty of treason, and hung or shot every last one lawfully.
Today however, we are a largely immoral society, compromising, then embracing the next perversion of evil, from one generation to the next.
Even most conservatives today are willfully blind, will equivocate, and compromise with various levels of immorality, if for nothing else, to grant themselves a false sense of normalization of everything.
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posted on
08/11/2022 12:04:57 PM PDT
by
patriotfury
((May the fleas of a thousand camels occupy mo' ham mads tents!) )
To: Silentgypsy
ROTF! The Bee as always, is awesome.
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posted on
08/11/2022 12:07:07 PM PDT
by
FLT-bird
To: Silentgypsy
Perfect! I love BB! They’re so clever!
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posted on
08/11/2022 12:07:30 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I wish “smart resume” would work for the real world so I could FF through the Burden admin BS.)
To: Silentgypsy
Babylon Bee is joking, but I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they really are looking for that list.
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posted on
08/11/2022 12:19:38 PM PDT
by
unlearner
( Si vis pacem, para bellum. Let him who desires peace prepare for war.)
To: Silentgypsy
Trump should have saved the documents on Hunter’s laptop if there was any storage space left. The FIB would never look there.
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posted on
08/11/2022 12:20:41 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: Silentgypsy
The Bee is stunningly brilliant !
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posted on
08/11/2022 12:21:07 PM PDT
by
HereInTheHeartland
(Have you seen Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton?)
To: MtnClimber
Perhaps a recently received letter from Ghislaine Maxwell naming names? She is no doubt wishing for a pardon, and Trump is likely the next elected President.
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posted on
08/11/2022 12:25:39 PM PDT
by
Scott Kraut
(Diversity for the sake of diversity is flat out stupidity.)
To: euram; Jim W N; z3n; FatherofFive; BigEdLB; patriotfury
Many a truth is said in jest?
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posted on
08/11/2022 12:26:37 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(In my defense, I was left unsupervised.)
To: Silentgypsy
Well, if Agent Weatherdowel says so I gotta go with it. He’s the guy who ran the Hillary Clinton email server investigation, after all.
To: euram
Or “Hunter Biden’s Laptop” It worked for Rudy.
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posted on
08/11/2022 12:35:40 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: Silentgypsy
Like hiding a welfare check from a BLM/Antifa’s under their work boots. They would never find it there.
(If they even have work boots...)
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posted on
08/11/2022 12:38:13 PM PDT
by
Boomer
( George Orwell: “During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.” )
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