Posted on 08/02/2022 7:50:37 PM PDT by seanmerc
Nancy Pelosi could become the 'Franz Ferdinand' figure in a potential World War 3 if she’s harmed by the Chinese military on her trip to Taiwan, experts warn.
(Excerpt) Read more at the-sun.com ...
Of course it is.
Nobody gives a crap about that socialist bitch.
Ferdinand my ass.
Nothing would surprise me with that crew.
Experts? What experts?
*Top men. Top men.
NANCY: So, this is it? I am really dead this time?
DEVIL: (in appearance, a handsome man dressed in an expensive suit) Yep. 'Fraid so.
NANCY: Oh! Well, is it far to The Pearly Gates?
DEVIL: Uh, yeaaaah.
NANCY: (face turns even whiter, catches her breath) You mean...
DEVIL: Yes. You're in Hell, Nancy.
NANCY: Oh no! So, I am going to have to see the spirits of all the unborn babies for eternity then?
DEVIL: (congenially) Well, no. Hell doesn't work that way. (looks at her suddenly) But if that is what you prefer...
NANCY: No! No, no....well, what is it like down here then?
DEVIL: Our philosophy is that Hell should be as much like your life in as many ways as possible with a few twists. I mean, we can't have it exactly like your real life could we? What would be the point?
NANCY: Oh. What...what is it like.
DEVIL: We think work is important, so you are going to have a "job". More on that later.
NANCY: Will I be rich and famous in hell too?
DEVIL: Of course. EVERYONE will know you down here. And you will have money, though...it doesn't have the buying power it did in your real life.
NANCY: Will people still love me?
DEVIL: (indulgently) Yes. People will genuinely love you just as they did in your real life.
NANCY: How delightful!
DEVIL: Ummm...yeah. Hey, here comes your limo. You did take a limo every day, right?
NANCY: Oh, yes! I loved driving up every day, people peering into the car and wondering who was inside...
DEVIL: Mmmm. They will still be doing that. Like I said, we try to keep things as similar as we can with a few twists.
NANCY: Oh goody! (gets into car herself without waiting for the driver to open the door as she usually does) Driver! Do you know where I need to go? And by the way, I love this car. What kind of car is this? I have never seen one like it!
TED KENNEDY: (Turns to face her, face grinning, reeking of Chivas Regal, red veins standing out prominently on his nose) Hi Nan. So, I see they got you down here too! Isha lotta fun! Thish is a classic 1967 Oldsmobile Delmont 88...painted black so it looksh like a limo! Let's go have shum fun down at the beeaaash...I'll drive careeee-ful...they got this bridge...(trails off)
NANCY: (click of all four doors auto-locking) Oh! Er...
(Later that morning)
WOMAN IN CROWD: (Crowd, gathers excitedly around the car, submerged in pond upside down) Oh, look! A limousine! I wonder who is inside?
The big dance here is Communist Red China taking over Taiwan and preserving Pelosi’s Billions in chip factory investments, while Brandon delivers on promise to give Taiwan to Red China as ransom for China not exposing Brandon’s own personal China Corruption in Brandon Crime Family , and keeping Hunter Brandon depraved behavior in China out of public disclosure.
Pelosi gets more Billions
Brandon gets 10%
Red China gets Taiwan.
This was all worked out and choreographed long ago.
Lol.
Follow the money. A financial reset, WEF, IMF, CENTRAL BANKS require smoke and mirrors, and wars and build ups to wars are expensive, and therefore profitable.
Serfs pay, of course, elites profit.
What?
Go to war over some trash removal being outsourced?
Which would only be used as an excuse to retaliate.
I seriously doubt anyone would really miss her.
“ Well it certainly won’t be about Nancy playing Helen of Troy.”
The face that launched a thousand sh*ts 💩
“The woman is low on her double AA battery charge if you
ask me.”
Must be; she for sure ain’t getting any charge from Paul.
[But not 3 fronts]
Lessee:
1) Russia
2) China
3) Iran
4) Kosovo
5) Radical Islam
6) North Korea
Did I miss any of them? Seems like a full plate of bad actors.
“Broom Force One”
That’s some funny stuff right there. I don’t care who you are.
Exactly. How is “Kabuki” translated in to Mandarin?
All they or Iran has to do is take out a carrier and we will withdraw faster than you can say trunalimunumaprzure.
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