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Pelosi Cancels Taiwan Trip Over Fears of China's Newly Developed Vodka-Seeking Missile
Babylon Bee ^
Posted on 08/01/2022 11:06:38 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe
WASHINGTON, D.C. — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has been forced to cancel her planned flight to Taiwan after China announced they have developed deadly surface-to-air vodka-seeking missiles.
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To: GaltAdonis
I prefer Stoli elit, from Latvia.
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08/01/2022 1:22:05 PM PDT
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1Old Pro
To: GaltAdonis
I remember when that was $2 a bottle in Hungary in ‘88.
To: Tench_Coxe
Maybe she could just swim there?
bee is great
To: ebshumidors
I bought my first bottle of Stoli in '85 (in NJ) - and I don't
remember the exact price - but I know it was a bit more than $2.
To: Tench_Coxe
I would be more worried about botox seeking missiles.
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posted on
08/01/2022 4:30:02 PM PDT
by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
To: madison10
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08/01/2022 4:35:42 PM PDT
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ptsal
(Vote R.E.D. >>>Remove Every Democrat ***)
To: ptsal
Ditto. I did not completely read the headline. 🙄
To: Tench_Coxe
To: Tench_Coxe
To circumvent the danger, the Nanster has decided to switch from vodka to her favorite brand of gin, just for this trip.
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