Because people in a hurry don't say "We gotta Snuggle".
Shout. Shout. Get it all out. These are the stains we can do without so come on...
Posted on 07/31/2022 8:52:39 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
ENGLEWOOD, Fla. (WFLA) — A Florida man was arrested Tuesday for using a sledgehammer to steal over $800 from a laundromat.
The Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office said around 10:45 on May 8 Michael Justin Rowe, 32, and Taylor Marie Farrell, 34, went into a laundromat. Pictures show Rowe was wearing an ape mask and holding a sledgehammer.
Rowe used the sledgehammer to smash a coin change machine, taking about $800 from it, deputies said.
Meanwhile in video not released by the sheriff’s office, Farrell can be heard yelling “We got to go. You’ve been in here too long,” to Rowe before the pair drove off in a blue Mercury Marquis.
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Monkeypox gone bad.
That was clearly an assault hammer! We need enter common sense assault hammer laws now!
The thief must have done his homework, i.e. observing how often the cash wasn't taken out. 800 bucks of coins is a LOT of coins.
he should get off with no bail... that is depending how good the mask is...
Regards,
It was just Peter Gabriel.
I like that headline, but this is my all time favourite:
Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaults ex-girlfriend who waved at man dressed as Snickers bar
The one on the right looks like Liz Cheney - does she have an alibi?
Aside note: in my little town it takes seventeen quarters to do a wash in our laundromat. I remember when it cost maybe two quarters.
Bwahahaha
We need to shout this. The tide is turning. One shouldn’t cheer this activity. Time for bold action. Time for a new era. No pain, no gain.
That should do it.
One more….
Perp appeared to be agitated.
I always were an ape mask when I go to a laundromat. Carrying the sledge hammer is a wonderful idea.
I always wear an ape mask when I go to a laundromat. Carrying the sledge hammer is a wonderful idea.
Cornelius from the Planet of the Apes!
Because people in a hurry don't say "We gotta Snuggle".
Shout. Shout. Get it all out. These are the stains we can do without so come on...
I thought we were supposed to wear a monkey mask now. They did not think that was funny at the bank yesterday.
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