[sodpoodle]

We’ve seen many of these before and some are funnier than others, hopefully they will make you smile.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

I find myself wondering more about the hereafter. I go into a room and say to myself, “Now what did I come in here after?”

[dfwgator]

“At this point, if I take very good care of myself, I’ll eventually get sick and die!” - Rodney Dangerfield

[7thson]

Here is another one -

"Getting old ain't for sissies."

[M Kehoe]

Thanks for the post.

“The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.” - Will
Rogers

Actually that started for me the first day I ETS from the Army. Now, I wouldn’t even wait in line for water.

Oh, and I’m going to be late for my funeral too.

5.56mm

[null and void]

The older I get the less the possibility of life in prison is a deterrent...

[kosciusko51]

I can relate to this one:

“The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.” - Will Rogers

[Fai Mao]

I am so old when I go to the Chinese Buffet I can remember when General Tso was a 2nd Lieutenant.

[Pollard]

“Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.” -

“Nobody expects to trust his body much after the age of fifty.” - Alexander Hamilton

Ten years ago, in my mid 40s, I tore down a two story house by hand in a heat wave with temps around 108 degrees. No way I could to it now.

[aquila48]

“First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” - Leo Rosenberg “

LOL - luckily I’m not quite there yet.

[4yearlurker]

I don't mind dying,I just don't want to be there when it happens-Woody Allen. Time is a glutton that eats up life-Red Skelton.

[muir_redwoods]

Don’t worry about old age, it doesn’t last very long.

[Born in 1950]

The key is to stay active. Keep a project going.

This week, for example, I'm considering changing which pocket I put my ear buds case in.

I have to admit, though, the indica just makes me want to relax.

[TexasGator]

Why did the one you posted yesterday get locked and labeled as trash? I have never seen that before.

[grobdriver]

If I knew then what I know now - the sex alone would kill me...

[Allegra]

“The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.” - Will
Rogers

That’s why I didn’t play MegaMillions. LOL

[ArtDodger]

Nothing fooks you in the arse like time
The Onion Knight

[fredmann]

I’m so old I remember when the only women with blue hair had a permanent and went to church.

[SES1066]

I’m so old, I remember George Burns when it wasn’t a replay!

Note how many of these are attributed to the estimable Mr Burns! While I am sure that he had writes, I think it probable that this comedy master wrote a lot of his own!

A most fun read, THANKS!

[LibertyWoman]

Here’s another one: The older I get, the older ‘old’ is :)

[catnipman]

“Aging is NOT funny!”

it’s even less funny when you DON’T age ... WAY less funny ...