Sooo not sure how best to update but was supposed to do so weeks ago…but we have finally figured out where the ceremony will be…and much to the relief of secret service and with the dogs’ endorsement…we’ll be getting married on the South Lawn! Couldn’t be more excited 🥹 pic.twitter.com/CHfvmJ9ZHL— Naomi Biden (@NaomiBiden) July 28, 2022
Don’t use the White House showers.
Will President Retard grope the bride?
What is she marrying? Male, female or one of the other 57?
Will she get grandpa tongue? Again? 😳🤢
I wonder if creepy Joe will give her a big open-mouth kiss.
The DC weather in November may not work best for an outdoor wedding but there is plenty of room inside if it is cold, snowing or raining.
Is Biden even allowed in the White House? Why don’t they use his fake White House across the street. They can put AstroTurf there and greenscreen the trees and sky?
Prima Notte, biden-style.
You may now sniff the bride.
All grifters.
“I now pronounce you whatever pronouns you use; Mister President you may sniff the bride and her partner.”
She gonna marry Uncle Joe?
In the shower?
“You may kiss the bride...”
“Not you, Joe”
Will the bride’s Grandfather sniff her hair and then give her away?
The difference is that in 1971 when Nixon’s daughter got married at the White House, her father had been legitimately elected President.
Will these people just go away!
Can you imagine the years-long House committee investigation had President Trump allowed such a thing?