Posted on 07/25/2022 12:16:05 PM PDT by Twotone
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Trump advisor Steve Bannon has been found guilty of contempt of Congress, which is one of the evilest crimes one can commit against Congress. While prosecutors expressed relief at the verdict, they also warned that there are still 330 million Americans with extreme contempt for Congress who are still roaming around freely.
"At last the monster Steve Bannon who dared to have contempt for the sacred Select Committee will face justice," said prosecutor Molly Gaston to reporters. "Sadly, he's not the only danger to our hallowed democracy. I have just received word that there are over 330 million people in this country who have dangerous levels of contempt for Congress. They must be stopped."
The January 6th Committee has sent subpoenas to every single person in America in order to test their loyalty and make those with contempt easier to find. The DOJ responded by sending letters to FBI field offices across the country with guidance on how to round up these dangerous criminals who despise their elected representatives.
"Mark my words," said Attorney General Garland. "Those who don't like us will be hunted down and brought to justice."
At publishing time, the number of guilty Americans rose to 370 million.
Vaguely satire. It’s a shame.
If you watched it on TV, computer or your phone, you are guilty!..................
I have excessive contempt for Congress, when should I expect prosecution?
Yes we are.
You misspelled persecution.
Contempt is probably to mild a word.
An idea: Let’s all march on Washington, DC & turn ourselves in!
What is the penalty for “Contempt of Congress”?
Let’s ask Eric Holder.
What is the penalty for “Contempt of Congress”?
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We’ve learned....
It depends who you are.
Spit.
and ONE...
81 Million to go and the
Entire Nation will be United !
Wait,,
plenty of leftists hate congress too but thats okay
And they’re getting the gas vans ready to collect the criminals.
That’s the entire digging country
I am still at large and my contempt for Congress grows daily.
You’ll never take me alive, copper!
My contempt for Congress knows no bounds.
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