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Bannon Prosecutors Warn That 330 Million Additional Americans With Contempt For Congress Still Roaming Free
Babylon Bee ^ | July 22, 2022 | Staff

Posted on 07/25/2022 12:16:05 PM PDT by Twotone

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Trump advisor Steve Bannon has been found guilty of contempt of Congress, which is one of the evilest crimes one can commit against Congress. While prosecutors expressed relief at the verdict, they also warned that there are still 330 million Americans with extreme contempt for Congress who are still roaming around freely.

"At last the monster Steve Bannon who dared to have contempt for the sacred Select Committee will face justice," said prosecutor Molly Gaston to reporters. "Sadly, he's not the only danger to our hallowed democracy. I have just received word that there are over 330 million people in this country who have dangerous levels of contempt for Congress. They must be stopped."

The January 6th Committee has sent subpoenas to every single person in America in order to test their loyalty and make those with contempt easier to find. The DOJ responded by sending letters to FBI field offices across the country with guidance on how to round up these dangerous criminals who despise their elected representatives.

"Mark my words," said Attorney General Garland. "Those who don't like us will be hunted down and brought to justice."

At publishing time, the number of guilty Americans rose to 370 million.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bannon; congress; contempt

1 posted on 07/25/2022 12:16:05 PM PDT by Twotone
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To: Twotone

Vaguely satire. It’s a shame.


2 posted on 07/25/2022 12:19:00 PM PDT by ConservativeInPA (Scratch a leftist and you'll find a fascist )
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To: Twotone

If you watched it on TV, computer or your phone, you are guilty!..................


3 posted on 07/25/2022 12:20:27 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Twotone

I have excessive contempt for Congress, when should I expect prosecution?


4 posted on 07/25/2022 12:26:17 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin ( (Natural born citizens are born here of citizen parents)(Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Twotone

Yes we are.


5 posted on 07/25/2022 12:28:11 PM PDT by stevio
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To: Lurkinanloomin

You misspelled persecution.


6 posted on 07/25/2022 12:32:37 PM PDT by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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To: Twotone

Contempt is probably to mild a word.


7 posted on 07/25/2022 12:32:44 PM PDT by Leep (Hillary will NEVER be president! 😁)
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To: Lurkinanloomin

An idea: Let’s all march on Washington, DC & turn ourselves in!


8 posted on 07/25/2022 12:33:43 PM PDT by Twotone (While one may vote oneself into socialism one has to shoot oneself out of it.)
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To: Twotone

What is the penalty for “Contempt of Congress”?

Let’s ask Eric Holder.


9 posted on 07/25/2022 12:35:01 PM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
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To: Mr. K

What is the penalty for “Contempt of Congress”?

/\

We’ve learned....

It depends who you are.

Spit.


10 posted on 07/25/2022 12:39:59 PM PDT by cuz1961 (USCGR Veteran )
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To: Twotone
330 million Americans in 'contempt'.
That's pretty doggone contemptuous, eh?
11 posted on 07/25/2022 12:54:11 PM PDT by GaltAdonis
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To: Twotone

and ONE...


12 posted on 07/25/2022 12:56:30 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: Twotone

81 Million to go and the
Entire Nation will be United !
Wait,,


13 posted on 07/25/2022 1:08:34 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (We Are JONAH)
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To: Twotone

plenty of leftists hate congress too but thats okay


14 posted on 07/25/2022 1:09:50 PM PDT by jarwulf
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To: Twotone

And they’re getting the gas vans ready to collect the criminals.


15 posted on 07/25/2022 1:22:23 PM PDT by libstripper
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To: Twotone

That’s the entire digging country


16 posted on 07/25/2022 1:39:48 PM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: Twotone

I am still at large and my contempt for Congress grows daily.

You’ll never take me alive, copper!


17 posted on 07/25/2022 1:41:55 PM PDT by TigersEye (The Democrat Party is criminal, unAmerican and illegitimate )
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To: Twotone

My contempt for Congress knows no bounds.


18 posted on 07/25/2022 2:08:50 PM PDT by Noumenon (You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
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