Posted on 07/24/2022 12:17:49 PM PDT by MNDude
The is a group of people going through an automobile manufacturing factory.
The tour guide is taking the group through the different rooms where they observe how the cars are built.
The tour guide states "In the industry, it takes an average of 15 to 17 hours for an automobile to be fully assembled. However, due to our improved efficiency and better practices, we assemble a car around fourteen hours average." The group listens on with interest.
The guide continues to boast "In fact, there was once we even developed a car under twelve hours!"
A man in the group speaks up and says "Sir, I believe I am the owner of that car."
lol
Best of the day!
That reminds me of another one.
A lady answers the door for a salesman. “Ma’am, have I ever got just the thing for you! This Hoover vacuum cleaner will cut the amount of time you spend cleaning your carpets in half!” The lady considers it. “That sounds amazing!” she says. “I’ll take two!”
good one
i’ll send it to a few of my jabbed friends
How did Princess Leia catch COVID?
She went to woo Han.
okterlieber, dat sun.
a car in twelve hours.
remember the genie said, whatever you wish for, your ex wife will get twice as much...
ok... i wish to be beaten half to death.
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